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Jame Tugend showing us how to void the warranty.
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Posted by Michael Moore on June 2, 2008 · 10:11 PM
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Categories: Bad Ideas, Massive Damage, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Stabbey Stabbey · Leave a comment (48 Comments) |
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Old. But still as funny as when I first saw it.
incredibly old, still pretty funny
He’s actually doing it right.
Lol! It looks like it’s bleeding. So who won this one? Human or technology?
Stylus I chose you! Tackle attack now! (Ha. I’m so polite to my pokemon.)
I have done both of those things (broken the screen and broke the ds in half) not with the stylus but still I’m now on my third ds i also broke my sp in half one time in short i can understand how this happened though i wonder what the guy was thinking when he did that.
@Jake
despite what most of my electronics go through, I’m still using my brick sized original DS. lost all of the styluses though.
Oh snapz. Its hardcore pictochat to the EXTREME!11!!
…I’ve got nothing.
I cannot find a snappy comment to use without sounding like some unstable pervert.
--
PHAIL.
JESUS CHRIST! Damn, DS Got Ownd.
I Still Got A Phat And I’m Lovin It!
Hot damn! DS carnage…
Serves it right for not being an original DS.
I’m still using my old original DS, and I have never been able to put my stylus through the screen, no matter how hard I tried (Warioware does things to a man)
Okay, there is a stylus in the top screen, and the top screen is severed (mostly) from the bottom.
WHY IS IT STILL WORKING?
What kind of voodoo does Nintendo USE? If I drop my PSP it’ll crach the freaking screen and never work again. I can throw my DS against the wall forty times and it’ll say, “LOL YEP. TIME TO PLAY MARIO CART.”
Wow.
Original silver DS with both original stylus’s too.
@Flos
Lawl.
Must have thought both screens worked with the stylus if you tried hard enough.
Ah electronics….
They seem to bring the worst out of humanity!
You bastard!! What have you done to that precious DS?!
Dude, I Swear To God, Nintendo Products, Twinkies, And Cockroaches Can Withstand Nuclear Explosions.
My Wii’s Been Dropped Four Times. My DS Has Been Dropped 11 Times On CONCRETE. As Flos Said, PSP’s Can Barely Withstand ANYTHING Without Breaking. But How The HELL Is That DS Still Operational. Seriously. New Slogan For Nintendo:
Chuck Norris Plays His DS. Do You?
ManiacalZManic, I love that slogan, and am using it from now on. Seriously, though, Nintendo builds their glorious machines out of adamantium and God’s will made manifest. My SNES has been working for I don’t even know how long because I probably wasn’t born at that point. You could play those friggen things in the vacuum of space.
I swear Nintendo is keeping some kind of super-metal (and/or plastic) from the world, everything (as far as I know) that they make is extremely durable, it just doesn’t seem right lol
I can has angr managmint?
HOLY CRAP!!! That’s insane! How did someone manage to do that to a Nintendo product?
I love how Big N’s products are so durable. That’s how you make ’em, Microsoft.
Should be 'YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT'
“HOLY CRAP!!! That’s insane! How did someone manage to do that to a Nintendo product?
I love how Big N’s products are so durable. That’s how you make ‘em, Microsoft.”
They’re durable so they can survive the level of whining and general annoyance kids cuase. Also aggrivation. Nothing says I love my DS like hurling it against a concrete wall after a not-so-full-of-victory session of mario kart.
Looks like Chuck Norris has to get a new DS.
Serves the skinny, better-lit twerp right. I don’t get what some people see in those DS “Lites”. Ha! Who would spell light like that! Does it prehaps have less calories than the previous model. I’ll stick with the original, thanks. It has a satisfying hefty feel to it.
The reason The Last Of My Post Was Emphasized Is cause I Forgot To Put The /em At The End Of HELL. But Yeah, I’m Gonna Start Shouting Around My Chuck Norris Slogan With This Picture!
Like I Said Before; I Still Got A Phat And I Love It. I Don’t wast The Hindge To Get Broken. And INDon’t Like The Weight. It’s TOO Light… Or “Lite”…
The only reason I got a new DS and didn’t keep my old one is because the new one had 4 different levels of shiny. n_n Also, my old DS was going down the crapper for some reason….
The touch screen be on the bottom!
My little brother did that once…..tee hee.
To add some counterweight to the discussion that Nintendo products are made out of pure mithril by the dwarves of Middle Earth, my Wii got fried inside and out by lightning once -- while on a surge suppressor. I’ve had to fix that thing more than my 360.
And that’s how you spell pwned.
On the topic of nintendo products being indestructible (except for that DS up there), I remember seeing the test they did on X Play where they dropped a gamecube off a two story building, and it still freakin worked. Hell, my gamecubes been dropped several times, and it works like it was new.
And don’t even ask what hell my brick sized DS has gone through…
You missed the heart by a mile!
‘Tis but a scratch.
nintendo has mad (and is still making) some seriously durable things there is actually a gameboy pocket (or the generatioon before that) that survived a bomb and was found still playing tetris
@ Kevin J.
Yea, they dropped a GC an XBOX and a PS2… The PS2 wasn’t so lucky…
the ds is like the cockroach of handhelds. it can live without its head 0.o
I guess the game was -TEST YOUR MIGHT-.
I only have a PSP witch went through alot but my friend’s brick sized DS has seen hell, and 49 other dementions of pain that should not be discribed by anybody and my other friends lite was droped into a camp fire and after sitting there for 2 miniutes it worked still unlike above
my N64 got ran over by a dodge 4X4 and worked
my gamecube got smacked by a baseball bat
my friends wii is new so that has to be murdered yet
and my 360 is deffenataly made out of predator armor
I think I must be pretty good with my stuff compared to others here.
My GameCube only dropped twice,
My Wii dropped three times due to someone yanking on their gamecube controller cord,
My DS however… It’s gone through the worst of the other of my systems.
It dropped five times and had a milkshake spilled on it.
Only effects I’ve seen is that sometimes when starting up, sound only comes out one speaker. Games still work like normal, though, both speakers and everything.
…I forget what my gameboy has gone through, though.
My N64 only fell maybe… once or twice.
Don’t ask about my SNES, though. It was sold by my dad a long time ago… Same goes for my PSX, but that’s a different story.
Nintendo DOES make some seriously good hardware. I’ve had my Game Boy Color for over 10 years, and it’s suffered the worst abuse possible at the hands of remorseless 2-year-olds. Hell, my little brother once threw it smack-dab at tile, and it STILL works great.
old.
My Gameboy Colour is see-through and purple- and has ants in it. o_o
But on the subject of the picture -- ULTIMATE FAIL. I’ve got a DS Lite because they didn’t have any of the fat ones at Wal-Mart when I went to buy it. And the spine feels like it can snap in two. But I never, you know, thought about doing THAT.
Seriously people, what’s so wrong with the DS Lite? I have both and infinitely prefer the Lite. Also, on the topic of durability, I own at least one of every American Nintendo TV and handheld system, and they ALL work like new. I really wonder if this is real or Photoshopped though? I can believe that it still works (only screen damaged and the ribbon cable is all that’s needed to make the Top Screen and speakers work), but who would do that to a DS and post the pic online?
@ SilverWolf
Someone who wants attention. (And is probably getting a lot.)
I don’t know what you people’s respective DS’s are made of, but I’m on my 4th.
I sat on my first one (White original), balancing all my weight on it, for about 3 seconds, and the screen cracked. (Ironically, I did it to show off Nintendo products’ durability)
The headphone jack on my second one (Blue original) mysteriously stopped working one day.
My 3rd one, White Lite, still works fine, but the bottom screen is kind of hard to see through because of years of abuse. (And months of Elite Beat Agents)
My current one, a blue and black Lite, currently has a screen protector, carrying case, and is cleaned after every time I use it.
However, our SNES, which my mom played with while she was pregnant with me, still works like a charm, along with both of our N64s, our Gamecube, and my Wii.
DS:
The Black Knight of Handheld Devices.