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REALITY

It really… really is. And now I’m a little depressed!

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REALITY



Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 30, 2008 · 6:10 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (592 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)
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Aidan 41p · 851 weeks ago

It's rare to occur, but the cyber sex, however, is very good.
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Sir_McCloud 47p · 807 weeks ago

Well, this submission is over 70 weeks old. That's more than a YEAR people! However, I think it demands attention outside this blogsite, and even be a IRL motivational poster. I would pin this up on my wall if I could. Let's just face these facts...
1. There's no instruction manual
2. Armor is hard as hell to come by
3. Game economy sucks
4. The first 18 levels are the easiest, TRUST ME!
5. He's OBVIOUSLY using Windows
6. The last level is the smallest
7. There may or may not be a sequel
8. HP system is squirrely... Throwing dice does not help, EVEN if it lands on a 20.
9. Spawn Camping is considered a crime.
10. PVP is rarely used, unless closely monitored...
11. There is only ONE account per person, regardless... apparently there's some Mod named GOD who overlooks this whole thing... and The Almighty Falcon enforces it.
12. By the time you realize what you could have done, it's too late...
13. It needs some save points...
14. Everything is very realistic (ba-dum-tis)

Other than that, not much else to say until some tool makes a complete walkthrough for this game...
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burnoutspartan · 878 weeks ago

Why do you think they made video games anyway. BECAUSE REALITY SUCKS!!

5/5
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Eight-Ball · 878 weeks ago

You cant use spells in real life either, and if you try people look at you like you escaped the nice, soft, white, padded room where you wear your comfy jacket and cool helmet.

In Oblivion:

Paralyze for 10 secs on target+

Fire dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Frost Dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Shock dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Absorb health 75pts in 50ft for 5 secs on target=

Instant kill

In reality:

Paralyze for 10 secs on target+

Fire dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Frost Dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Shock dmg 100pts for 5 secs on target+

Absorb health 75pts in 50ft for 5 secs on target=

Getting that look from everyone in a 50ft radius
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Eight-Ball · 878 weeks ago

The look on his face is priceless. 5/5
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Deepsea · 878 weeks ago

I wonder what his screensaver is...
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Kuromatsu · 878 weeks ago

I find this really funny... Yet really scary.

Also: You can only get one account, and when you get hacked, well, you die?
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SonicXV · 878 weeks ago

Not quite as hard as I Want To Be The Guy though.
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Lekonua · 878 weeks ago

The graphics were amazing, but I found the controls to be a bit unresponsive at times...
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Shawn Handyside · 878 weeks ago

@Jax

LOL
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technoskull · 878 weeks ago

@Hagaren

Telescope
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Acer013 · 878 weeks ago

On windows? What is he's on MAC? lol
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Gehraz · 878 weeks ago

You sir are a waste of time and failure of everthing else
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Gehraz · 878 weeks ago

And you spelt viewer wrong dumbass
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Orion X · 878 weeks ago

Power-leveling in this game sucks as well. I started farming monsters, but it didn't respawn...

Same goes with my friend when we did some PvP...
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Bulletproof Moon · 878 weeks ago

DING!!!!! age...........errr.......LVL 21!!!! I can now buy booze! now it's time to put my mercantile skill to some good use!

(no joke ^_^)
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Personae Non Gratae · 878 weeks ago

LOL, the comments are better the pic! I give a 5! :D
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kingpin · 876 weeks ago

photoshopped
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Abbot · 878 weeks ago

For some reason that game gives me too much lag...
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SpiralCocktail · 878 weeks ago

Who gives a crap about the graphics? Do you have any idea how hard the item acquisition is in this game? You have to get a job to get money, and you have to buy items, can't just pick them up from where they lay. And even acquiring a weapon can take a while, and you can't use this weapon unless you want everyone to get hostile. There is no save point anywhere! So fuck those graphics, I need a damn save point!
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madness · 878 weeks ago

reality=game.

worst game evah.
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Kevin J. · 878 weeks ago

Seriously... worst game ever...
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The Silent One · 878 weeks ago

I needz me some hax.
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Chunkey · 878 weeks ago

Yeah, its a tough game. Long grind, but you get a mount (I would recommend the hybrid or motorcycle) fairly early. However, many of the players can be rude and unhelpful...

now how do you get your breathing skill up? Mine is kind:AUF (& *collapsed on keyboard*
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Peaches · 878 weeks ago

Lol @ Jax. Classsic.

This is such a great picture. Everything about it is made of win and epic.
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POW3RUP · 878 weeks ago

That's why they created games...
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Alphalance · 878 weeks ago

Yeah, but i heard that there's no spawn points in RL, WTF?! And i can't buy any good weapons, and does anyone know where to buy some health potions? I just ran out
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Bulletproof Moon · 878 weeks ago

I know how you feel alphalance, I'm still wearing cloth armor from the wal-mart men's department.....waiting to unlock heavy armor.....and the health system is to complicated, I got hurt so I tried eating A LOT of food to restore my HP but I just got sick and my hp remained the same, WTF??????? food always restores HP! I need to find a strategy guide >_<
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Teradohn · 878 weeks ago

Hah, you guys think you're having a hard time? My stats suck, especially strength, defense, and cooking. Geez. But if you're low on HP, try taking a rest - you never have to wander aimlessly around town until you find an inn. Time seems to go too fast, though, does anyone know a hack to make it slow down? Either that or an ocarina would work too, I guess...
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Marinesoldier93 · 878 weeks ago

It needs a f*cking manual!
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Admiral John "T · 878 weeks ago

It's a fine picture.
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FrEEz · 878 weeks ago

Guys! I found out how to get leather armor! You have to go to a store with 'XXX' on the label! The armor looks weird though, i mean, you have to buy one for each FINGER!! I mean what the hell? There was also pink furry female armor, but i didn't ask about its stats.

I think i'll just stick with my cloth armor from Levis...
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lolhax · 878 weeks ago

Not only is most of the AI horrible, it's inconsistant with it's horribleness, with random NPCs being incredibly smarter than others. Character customization is far too limited.
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Kuromatsu · 878 weeks ago

Man, I can't stop laughing when I read all these comments.

Also, I realize that all video games are acctually minigames in this "game".

I'm going to the area "Shopping Mall" to buy some minigames with my gold, and maybe party with some new players. I might regain my health by eating at McDonalds even though that stuff has +5 Fat, but it makes up for +100 food. Its also easy on the gold. I hear there are some new good armor at Scheel's Sport Center.

I don't like the idea as "Age = Level".
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Personae Non Gratae · 878 weeks ago

@Kuromatsu

"I don’t like the idea as “Age = Level”."

I know! Just as you level up enough to us all the awesome items, you die D:
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RT · 878 weeks ago

Yell "UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A!" before you join the Army. That storyline's got some hard ass quests and the extra lives help.
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viewer of no concern · 878 weeks ago

now, Gehraz, am i sorry if i appear as retarded, i just thought of making a funny caption, so, sorry for being retarded on the internet.....*cough* anyone else notice the sarcasm in this sentence?

no offense, Gehraz, i do respect your opinion, i just hate being insulted, i honestly never expected a response or to be noticed, let alone insulted.
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Adrian · 878 weeks ago

I remember when someome casted a "Restraining order" upon me...
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Marzen · 878 weeks ago

*flies through the air* Yo, guys, I found a hack!

*gets blown up by the military*

Frickin admins found out I was hacking! ftw?! Wheres the respawn point?! Screw this, I'm finding a graveyard and a spirit healer.
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Rayza B · 878 weeks ago

Heh heh!

I suck at this game.
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Shadowmaim · 878 weeks ago

I killed the boss of the first level. Cops hit me with some debuff called felony. Lock on my cell door is a hard lock and I haven't even learned lockpicking.
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killercartoons · 878 weeks ago

i dont know what you guys are complaining about but all i know is im gonna go spawn kill some noobs....

later
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Kbman · 878 weeks ago

Hey, do any of you guys (and girls) know where you go to log off?

I forgot where, and I really need a break from Real Life
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Zuthulu · 878 weeks ago

I heard it gets better in 2.1
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Zabuza · 877 weeks ago

At this point, we've reached what I will dub the Halolz Plateau.

Any comments trying to make jokes about real life will reflect how sad that same thing is for you. :(
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Personae Non Gratae · 877 weeks ago

@killercartoonsJune

Baby Killer D:
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Bulletproof Moon · 877 weeks ago

I'll pass on pvp thank you
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Ryumaru · 877 weeks ago

I agree with Spiral Cocktail, life needs save points. We'd have a lot less crime, probably.

Oh, and about equipment... he he. I got a class ring that gives me +50 awesome and a +3 Charisma bonus. I also have a Jack Skellington armband that gives me another +3 charisma and a +80 bonus to Performance. Ha ha!
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Reinkin · 877 weeks ago

Don't worry. The game gets better when you acquire Spiral Energy!

...

:(
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DrBomb · 877 weeks ago

to resume:

the worst game ever, people (us) has been searching cheats for it and never got on something, you get pwned in every PvP you get, leveling up is like... a normal MMO multiplied by 100 (you spend years and years to level up)

So... i want to uninstall it but... I CANT FIND THE add and delete programs icon to do it!!!!!!....

help (sob)...
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