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Jacob Allen testing the theory that you don’t need the armor in Halo, because no one will shoot at a naked guy.

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Posted by Michael Moore on May 26, 2008 · 9:58 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (161 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Bad Ideas, Bungie, Fashion Faux Pas, Halo, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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Considering how pale Master Chief is (I'm pretty sure the books mention this) maybe if he was naked he would literally blind his opponents on his unnaturally reflective torso.
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Leo_Sernado · 879 weeks ago

Whoa.

Just...Whoa ._.
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ConkerBirdy · 879 weeks ago

O_O

(i rly want to noe how to do that weird eyes symbol lol)
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Personae Non Gratae · 879 weeks ago

@_@ Awesome!
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Makes the Spartan armor look like its attached to a spandex suit, funny ^_^
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First time I've lol'd in a while. GOOD JORB! ^w^
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ConkerBirdy · 879 weeks ago

@Alphalance

no dude, no...
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burnoutspartan · 879 weeks ago

NAKED GUY ON STANDOFF! KILL IT!!!

5/5
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I'm almost afraid to ask how this happened...
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To think...somewhere in Standoff, there is the OTHER naked bungie official...
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MushroomBoy · 879 weeks ago

i lol'd. someone try to tackle him~!
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Pauld'Arbonne · 879 weeks ago

Haha! Now that's hawt!
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he must be in that hog on the hill :U!
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WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!! We're going through the quad, into the gymnasium
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o.o lets see the spartan who did this....
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Hehe... kinda reminds me of Order of the Stick...

"The less you wear, the less visible you are..."
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Hes rapinz meh!
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@ smashpro1

lol, I was just thinking of that!

I want me two bowls of food to be my friend, I want to go dancing NAKED!
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That is actually really convincing... 5/5
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5/5 Great pic, great caption.
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Burnt Eyes · 879 weeks ago

I really wanna know, but I'm also kinda afraid to ask how...
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Lolwuuuuuuut?
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Captain Random · 879 weeks ago

If someone else put it on do their shields double?

@ Ryumaru

"Wooooo! I'm Invisible!! You can't see me!"
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Captain Random · 879 weeks ago

puts it on*

sorry
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Oh hello sir. You seem to have lost you armor.
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@red

AHHHHH!!!! THE LIGHT!!!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!!!!!!!
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@Captain Random

Please cast Blindness on me!
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The Silent One · 879 weeks ago

@Ryumaru

Bitch I'll cast Bad Breath on your ass!
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Uhh I cast Detect Trap. I roll to see if I detect any traps. OMG! IT'S A TRAP! I send the wizard in first.
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Red makes more sense than this pic.
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I guess I really wouldn't "Cast" Detect Trap, but whatever.
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dudemanawesome · 879 weeks ago

damn you michael moore!!!
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GermaineTrain · 879 weeks ago

why is this under bad ideas? this is totally a good idea.
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Now a spartan in his Birthday Suit would look wierd, All the covenant would be like" WTF iz you doin?" and the spartan would say "Being non-conformist"
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@The Silent One

Oh Yeah? Evard's Black Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!

mehehehehehe!
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Streakin' followed by some teabaggin'. :p
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Lol, epic.

My joke(s) for this lul have been taken. lol
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Eight-Ball · 878 weeks ago

@ Bulletproof Moon

GIR:...And a table made of cheese, and a chair made of cheese.

SANTA:Oh my gawd I can't take it anymore!!

ZIM:My little child luvs yooo and NOW GIR! Quickly! Before anyone notices! Back to the lab!!

I always though it was bottle of glue, not bowls of food. Oh, well
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i can just see a team slayer, red team verse blue team going full force, when suddenly a player goes streaking across the battle field and everyone pauses and watches. then someone headshots him because his shield is down. maybe they all corpse hump him. maybe we never talk of it again.
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@valenti

how to do the ultimate tea-bag in halo, 1)kill some one 2)take off armour 3)TEABAG!!!
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