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Jack Thomson, Ace Attorney

Heh, if he were really an “ace attorney” this wouldn’t have happened!
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Jack Thomson, Ace Attorney



Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 23, 2008 · 5:37 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (203 votes, average: 4.51 out of 5)
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Capcom, Irony, Phoenix Wright, Political, Serious Business

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NovaMan XP · 884 weeks ago

Thompson: OBJECTION! MARIO IS CLEARLY THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER!

Judge: ...Really? I see nothing wrong with the game. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to penalize you... with death.
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zehn333 · 884 weeks ago

Poor Jack. I almost feel bad for him....oh wait. No I don't.

5/5
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Darthcthulhu · 884 weeks ago

5/5.

It's Thompson, though. I've been bouncing that idea around in my head for a while, though.
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CaptainBaconMan · 884 weeks ago

That man is the spawn of Satan.
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MushroomBoy · 884 weeks ago

this SHOULD say, "overruled~!"
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david2222121 · 884 weeks ago

Oh, the Irony! 5/5
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kurisu7885 · 884 weeks ago

Hmm, the buttons would all be like "Lie" "insult the judge" "blame GTA" "sue the judge" "insult the plaintiff"
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Captain Obvious · 884 weeks ago

They really should just mark out the "ace" part.

Jack Thompson Ace Attorney!
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Captain Obvious · 884 weeks ago

Aw? Can't implant formatting, oh well
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Platinum · 884 weeks ago

A disgrace of Phoenix Wright and Apollo Justice.
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Kevin J. · 884 weeks ago

lol, now someone send this to him and see how he reacts :P
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The2NerdyOnes · 884 weeks ago

Oh god

5/5
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djs5590 · 884 weeks ago

Disgrace Attorney more like

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sam · 884 weeks ago

we should all be glad we have this idiot campaigning against games. The gaming industry could be in trouble with a competent lawyer instead of Jack Thompson.
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LOL · 884 weeks ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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PoisonTaco · 884 weeks ago

Jack Thompson, Fail Attorney!
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Admiral Ackbar · 884 weeks ago

ITZ A TRAP!!
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Satir · 884 weeks ago

This picture is so full of win!
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killercartoons · 884 weeks ago

@Kevin J.

yeah, he'd just get pissed and try to sue Phoenix Wright for all the super secret easter egg sex scenes and disturbing violent minigames in that game!

since now every game has a hot coffee mod....

<_<
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Setsuna Setsunai · 884 weeks ago

Notice how he's not wearing an attorney's badge? Perhaps this is a sign of good things to come.
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smashpro1 · 884 weeks ago

more like "ass attorney"
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Kevin J. · 884 weeks ago

@killercartoons

Of course every game has a hot coffee mod. If they didn't that would make Jack Thompson a total douche bag.
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Masta D32 · 884 weeks ago

Oh the irony is killing me!
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Boreas · 884 weeks ago

Hahaha...

I wish I could get six stars just by killing this guy... Of course, I would only get one star, but why not try anyway... :3
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Paulrus · 884 weeks ago

I've seen the joke done, but the picture makes me forgive that. 4/5
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Zuthulu · 884 weeks ago

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Yamez · 884 weeks ago

Sorry to tout my ignorance, but who is he?
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Raiden_Zer0 · 884 weeks ago

super win :D
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FrEEz · 884 weeks ago

@ poison taco yeah i was gonna say that .-.

'OBJECTION! erm KIRBY IS THE MOST VIOLENT GAME EVER! I MEAN HE'S LIKE AN EVIL MONSTER! HE EATS LIVING THINGS WHILE THEY'RE ALIVE, SO THAT THEY FEEL THE PAIN!!!'

'Really? I'm sorry, kirby is too cute, i think i will penalize you again, looks like you didn't die properly last time'

*phailpost phails* 5 stars ;D
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Chunky · 884 weeks ago

I'd actually love to see him go a round with Wright. It could be the tutorial level or the first...seeing as it would be over before it began.
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killercartoons · 884 weeks ago

@Kevin J.

yeah he does, errr, would look like a douche. no does. plus i heard that the hot coffee mods for the wii games are still censored....

@Zuthulu,

nah, on the internet its called "sharing"
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smashpro1 · 884 weeks ago

@Yamerz, I would refer you to our good friend, Wikipedia
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Rodrigo · 884 weeks ago

Can I has Jack Thompson e-mail? I want to be "sued" by him, lol
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MasqueNoMercy · 884 weeks ago

very nicely done... we need more real lawyers that this can be done with
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Shew · 884 weeks ago

I loled.
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Kevin J. · 884 weeks ago

@Killercartoons

Yeah, I also heard the one in tetris is pretty intense....
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Red · 884 weeks ago

Obviously every Legend of Zelda promotes shooting people in the face with arrows. And if that never crossed your mind at least once when talking to some villagers, you are seriously messed up. I think Wind Waker's style just made it easier to hate some people.
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burnoutspartan · 884 weeks ago

He should be stuck to a tree and have every gamer throw his/her dead batteries at him. Homo.......
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SpiralCocktail · 884 weeks ago

@sam

A competent lawyer wouldn't campaign against games. If he was truly competent, he would know he couldn't win.
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Evitron · 884 weeks ago

Awesome.
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killercartoons · 884 weeks ago

@ Kevin J.

Yeah, i heard some little kid saw it once, he was never the same....
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Ryumaru · 884 weeks ago

@Yamez

Basically, he's this lawyer who believes that video games are the cause of all the trouble in the world. I am sooooo freakin' happy that he got a "guilty". If you want to see how seriously people take him, go to fanboys-online.com and read the "Jacko and the Dungeon Masters" arc.

Excuse my ignorance, but what's a "hot coffee mod"? Or do I not want to know?
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The Silent One · 884 weeks ago

Jack Thomson's trial = Failtacular. Sorry but he's totally fucked on this one. His dumbass has made way too many enemies to get out of this without some kind of injury.
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The Silent One · 884 weeks ago

@Red

Rofl.
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SpiralCocktail · 884 weeks ago

@ryumaru

Google it. Or wikipedia it. It's a GTA mod that wasn't that good and overhyped.
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enzan the ocelot · 884 weeks ago

jack thomson ass atorney
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kevin · 881 weeks ago

its fucking lolable
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viewer of no concern · 881 weeks ago

HOLD IT!
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Fenix · 861 weeks ago

EPIC FAIL
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Jake · 884 weeks ago

FIRST COMMENT! Epic win btw. 4/5
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