SUPRIZE! GOT UR BALLS!!

Wow… old Snake in MGS4 sure likes using his active camo inappropriately…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 5, 2008 · 2:50 PM 
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Balls of Steel, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Playstation, Sneak Attack

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44 Responses to “SUPRIZE! GOT UR BALLS!!”

  1. Kevin D. on March 5th, 2008 3:02 pm

    That’s hilarious. I don’t know what else to say.

  2. lolhax on March 5th, 2008 3:04 pm

    cough plz

  3. Smashpro1 on March 5th, 2008 3:07 pm

    Surprise handjob!

  4. CaptainBaconMan on March 5th, 2008 3:09 pm

    lololz

  5. SPAZTICK WOLF on March 5th, 2008 3:16 pm

    FIST job

  6. Boreas on March 5th, 2008 3:59 pm

    That poor merc is gonna have “metal gears” once Snake’s done twisting…

  7. rikumelenium on March 5th, 2008 4:12 pm

    this pic proves snake is gay

  8. Dan on March 5th, 2008 7:03 pm

    Uh, no it doesn’t.

  9. Kevin J. on March 5th, 2008 7:15 pm

    Wow, totally reminds me of a scene from Shoot em up….

  10. GermaineTrain on March 5th, 2008 7:31 pm

    Look at the soldier. He seems like he’s enjoying it.
    Lawl heez ghey.

  11. rikumelenium on March 5th, 2008 9:27 pm

    well i want him to be gay. i am. me wantz sum snakes in meh. plus look at that ass!

  12. Personae Non Gratae on March 5th, 2008 10:18 pm

    *backs slowly out of the comments…*

  13. the man behind the curtain on March 5th, 2008 11:01 pm

    that solider should be glad the he didn’t hide his solid snake in his ass…..

  14. Djinnator on March 5th, 2008 11:21 pm

    Insta-kill!

  15. killercartoons on March 6th, 2008 12:15 am

    im with Personae Non Gratae, im just going to leave this alone….

  16. Girish on March 6th, 2008 12:24 am

    FALCOOONE PUNCH!

    LAWLZ!!!

  17. Sai on March 6th, 2008 1:31 am

    Lolz, Tactical, “Ill hit your weak spot, for MASSIVE DAMAGE” Though I prefer to have kicked instead xD

  18. Taurus on March 6th, 2008 2:17 am

    Darn it, Girish, beat me to it.

  19. SPAZTICK WOLF on March 6th, 2008 9:38 am

    da nutz: the perfect tourture spot. now snake, CASTRATE HIM WITH A SHOVEL!!!!

  20. S on March 6th, 2008 2:49 pm

    lol the guy is all like “OH MAI!” :O

  21. GermaineTrain on March 6th, 2008 6:35 pm

    Solid Snake can mean two different things. 8===D
    Just sayin

  22. Paulrus on March 6th, 2008 6:57 pm

    @GermaineTrain

    Yes, but what about Liquid Snake?

  23. twentay on March 6th, 2008 7:26 pm

    @Paulrus
    Why
    thats either a name
    or
    a very bad Penis disease…

  24. Bulletproof Moon on March 6th, 2008 7:50 pm

    lol…..snake eater

  25. deth2gerbilz on March 6th, 2008 8:52 pm

    that guy has a solid snake.

  26. moobs on March 6th, 2008 10:50 pm

    we all know snakes like balls.

  27. Bulletproof Moon on March 7th, 2008 8:14 am

    I’m in ur pants…..grabbin ur frag grenades

  28. Ryumaru on March 7th, 2008 9:54 am

    Not touching this one! Not with a freakin’ metal gear!

  29. Sol Shadow on March 7th, 2008 8:50 pm

    Suprize Phyizikal! XD Snakes hands are cold

  30. Sol Shadow on March 7th, 2008 8:56 pm

    Narrorator: FINISH HIM!!
    *Snake proceeds to grab Grunt’s balls*
    Snake: Oooo….oh! OH!
    Grunt: What? Whats wrong?
    Snake: I…I felt a lump…umm im sorry?
    Grunt: A…a lump? NOOOOOOO!!!!
    Narrorator: FATALI- huh? wait… Testicular Cancer-tality!

  31. POW3RUP on March 8th, 2008 7:27 am

    Solid Snake, lawl.

  32. Ham Sandwich on March 8th, 2008 2:21 pm

    Aww way to ruin one of the coolest games ever.

  33. Personae Non Gratae on March 8th, 2008 2:26 pm

    3 days since last post, what’s going on!!

  34. FluX on March 8th, 2008 7:57 pm

    ONOZ!!11!1! The site died again!

    /panic

    [/sarcasm]

  35. Kevin J. on March 8th, 2008 9:34 pm

    ah crap….
    It’s gonna be It’s a Trap all over again…
    except it’s balls related now…

  36. Personae Non Gratae on March 8th, 2008 10:57 pm

    Who’s up for a rousing game of 400 post?

  37. Kevin J. on March 9th, 2008 1:46 am

    ooooooo….Pick me! Pick me!

  38. Satir on March 9th, 2008 2:14 am

    “Haha! I’ve got your nose!”

    “Well I’ve got your balls!”

  39. twentay on March 10th, 2008 2:08 pm

    WAIT ONE MINUTE

    look at the grunt

    his hand

    its over his mouth as if showing a general surprised and enjoyable feeling.

    this is not good.

    what happened to the magazine attack? THEY ARE IMMUNE TO IT NOW!!

  40. Z0mgor on March 12th, 2008 6:49 pm

    sing soprano little man…

  41. Blaze on May 10th, 2008 2:08 pm

    either testicular cancer testing or “cough plz”

  42. GreyGhost77 on August 3rd, 2009 1:00 am

    LOL, today I used this line in Halo 2

  43. GreyGhost77 on August 3rd, 2009 1:00 am

    LOL, today I used this line in Halo 2

  44. PrPch53090 on October 29th, 2009 4:06 pm

    Hahaha

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