Scarab has balls

Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 17, 2008 · 9:19 PM

(160 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)

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Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, Moving Violations, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360

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Evitron on January 17th, 2008 7:03 pm

WAY too much free time.
Paulrus on January 17th, 2008 9:56 pm

indeed.
Ninja on January 17th, 2008 9:56 pm

Freaking epic.
killercartoons on January 17th, 2008 10:08 pm

i think its like a condition of some sort….
technoskull on January 17th, 2008 10:11 pm

weakspot acquired
rikumelenium on January 17th, 2008 10:21 pm

too sexy for the noobs
Distortion on January 17th, 2008 11:31 pm

knad jokes replacing wiener jokes?!?!?!
Kevin J. on January 18th, 2008 12:47 am

wow…just wow…
I agree, it does speak for itself
MushroomBoy on January 18th, 2008 12:48 am

simply outstanding.
GreyGabe on January 18th, 2008 4:58 am

Preposterous amounts of testosterone… PREPOSTERONE!
SPAZTICK WOLF on January 18th, 2008 9:42 am

conkers bad fur day reffrence
Drop on January 18th, 2008 9:47 am

epic win.
yys on January 18th, 2008 10:50 am

I thought it kind of looked like the boobs from the floor in Conker but…yeah, big multi-phase shield balls….
Alphalance on January 18th, 2008 11:35 am

Now would those be the cheeks or the…
Boreas on January 18th, 2008 12:15 pm

Massive nuts!!
THAT ARE ABLE TO STOP BULLETS!! AND GIANT EXPLOSIONS!!
I want some o’ those
CaptainBaconMan on January 18th, 2008 4:22 pm

Lulz @ GreyGabe.

These aren’t your Dad’s puns, these are energy puns! TURBO PUNS!!
SonicXV on January 18th, 2008 5:03 pm

Nuff said.
Jon LeRok on January 18th, 2008 5:16 pm

To GreyGabe and CaptainBaconMan:

This thing will probably start power spawning babies. It’ll have so many babies. 400 BABIES!
Rodrigo on January 18th, 2008 7:39 pm

Weak Spot Acknowledged!
Gankro on January 18th, 2008 8:06 pm

now those are some BRASS BALLS! now where did I put my frying pan…
Rigsby, on January 18th, 2008 10:29 pm

Actually, it was the Brutes who did that.
C.D. on January 19th, 2008 1:12 am

Nice! Recognize you guys from the Exterminatus Now forums!
ManiacalZManiac on January 19th, 2008 1:41 pm

Haha! This Is Pure Brilliance.
S on January 19th, 2008 4:30 pm

Oh.my.gawd. XD
epic
..Imagine being crushed by that O_o;;
BulletproofMoon on January 19th, 2008 6:27 pm

anyone got a couple of bricks to smash em with?
the man behind the curtain on January 19th, 2008 8:52 pm

it would suck to get teabaged by that.
Raiden_Zer0 on January 20th, 2008 12:20 am

The ultimate humiliation @_@
rikumelenium on January 20th, 2008 1:43 am

oh boy, think of the rockets trying to take that thing down x.x

it needs more protection
lionai on January 20th, 2008 3:50 am

MASSIVE DAMAGE
Fluffy on January 20th, 2008 7:43 am

Hey, did you see that guys ballz?

Yeah they where weird lookin!
DWC on January 20th, 2008 2:23 pm

Put some pants on!!
Sheeesh!
Persona Non Grata on January 21st, 2008 6:26 pm

Epic Win!
fr0z3nm0nk3y on January 21st, 2008 9:40 pm

now thats a real man 8)
Sye216 on January 21st, 2008 10:58 pm

Lawd.

Scrolling past that made me do a triple-take.
Oongawasquid on January 22nd, 2008 1:19 am

Great. What happened to the “Gravity Hammer” jokes?
Myrmidont on January 22nd, 2008 11:48 pm

@BulletproofMoon: Add in some frying pan action at the end and you’ve got a deal.
Sol Shadow on January 31st, 2008 9:39 pm

Hmm…..thats way bigger than teabag…..massiver than potatoe-sacking so …what is it?
Scarab-Epic-Ball-Crushing!!
LordKante on April 9th, 2008 11:30 am

*goes and smashes bubble shields* I think I popped his balls…
theunknownunkown on July 24th, 2009 9:51 pm

Transformers 2:
"I AM BELOW…THE ENEMY SCROTUM!" lol
AManWithACloak on March 16th, 2011 7:04 pm

Its weakness is bullets. Its weak point is on the rear. Do the math. Show your work.