PEW PEW

Spartan laser FTW!

PEW PEW

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 11, 2007 · 1:12 PM

(64 votes, average: 3.52 out of 5)

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xGRiMx 51p · 852 weeks ago

so the first halolz submission was on 9/11? weird.

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2 replies · active 727 weeks ago

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Paiv 74p · 843 weeks ago

Go ask Nick Soapdish.

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TheRustyBucket 90p · 727 weeks ago

Conspiracy Theorists go!

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Zyquux 103p · 716 weeks ago

LAST.

(amidoingitrite? Also, inb4 -1stormandmorecomments)

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2 replies · active 716 weeks ago

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SirNumel 97p · 716 weeks ago

Nope.avi

However, you get a +1 for the effort.

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Zyquux 103p · 716 weeks ago

CURSE YOU NUMEL, CURSE YOU!

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 743 weeks ago

HOLY SHIT! I FOUND THE VERY FIRST HALOLZ SUBMISSION!

*revs chainaxe*

And it looks like someone accidentally capitalized the first letter of the second "pew"...

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2 replies · active 725 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 741 weeks ago

Hold on there, Grammar Berzerker. This is virtually holy ground, as far as Halolz is concerned. I'm sure The Good Captain will forgive any grammar errors for this one.

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Spencer 119p · 725 weeks ago

Concurred.

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LinkyBS 76p · 774 weeks ago

hm, Thought there were more. but then again it's been so long since I've seen the first submission... I don't know 3 years....

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8 replies · active 700 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 744 weeks ago

Wow. So Linky was actually one of the first members...

VAT A TWIST.

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KiruBananers 88p · 744 weeks ago

VAT A TEEST

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Uzumakiclan43 90p · 744 weeks ago

This is the end result.

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2 replies · active 718 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 718 weeks ago

Hilarious in hindsight.

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 718 weeks ago

Awesome Find!!!

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kirbyownsyou97 63p · 817 weeks ago

hey look i found the first ever lolz on the site!!

i'm so bored.

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GermaineTrain · 882 weeks ago

Why do you people post here?

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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago

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Darth54killer 46p · 766 weeks ago

The same reason you did, took look at all the people saying, "OMG I fund da firt LOLZ!!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!1!!!

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CFW spplmj 122p · 721 weeks ago

Lol i got bored like the rest of you apparently did and found the 1st halolz submission

I'M NOT WORTHY!

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gadoink 103p · 701 weeks ago

How far this site has come.

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3 replies · active 688 weeks ago

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SonicsmyName 92p · 700 weeks ago

Why are YOU THE LAST POST ON THIS ONE WHEN I FIND IT AAAAGH! Seriously! Here I go and try, for the lulz, to find the first submission... And who do I find commenting last on it..? You! Always you!

I woulda said I'm sick of it, but I find it hilarious so please go on.

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gadoink 103p · 700 weeks ago

We need to stop meeting like this.

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Fluffy_Quack3r 93p · 688 weeks ago

Quack

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Zyquux 103p · 725 weeks ago

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Ryumaru · 897 weeks ago

Wow... so this is the first pic on the website... kewl.

Immah chahgin mah lahza!

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SirNumel 97p · 718 weeks ago

It's right there in the Blue Army Handbook: "In the event of a captured flag, begin firing lasers at enemy team until flag is recovered."

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1 reply · active 647 weeks ago

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Giant_Hat 68p · 647 weeks ago

For years scholars have gazed uncomprehendingly at this tome of knowledge, unable to find the hidden meaning, and you have just unlocked its secrets. So this entire time, it was an inside joke about Red Vs. Blue...
O RLY?

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Personae Non Gratae · 897 weeks ago

Congratulations on your hollow victory

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dudemanawesome · 883 weeks ago

tat!

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dudemanawesome · 874 weeks ago

for boredom, it's the leading cause of almost all reasons

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thereisnospoon · 863 weeks ago

You'd think there'd be more posts here...

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1 reply · active 855 weeks ago

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Burnt Eyes · 855 weeks ago

You'd think so, but no.

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Zesty 98p · 727 weeks ago

The First Comment:

First overly cheesy description text by Shawn.

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SexyGogmagog 0p · 644 weeks ago

Where it all began. Its so beautiful T_T

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BraveSirJimOfLawl 91p · 667 weeks ago

So, I'm the only one who made a pilgrimage to the very first post when I found the site?

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xGRiMx · 852 weeks ago

NINE ELEVEN LAL

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Wolenber · 910 weeks ago

w00t! First comment on first pic!!!

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1 reply · active 843 weeks ago

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Paiv 74p · 843 weeks ago

OH HAI THAR J00 GOT TEH F!R5T COMM3NTZORZ!!!!1111one1111eleven!!!!

I wish this website would have started with a funny or witty comment rather than an overused and obnoxious cliché.

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Wolenber on November 21st, 2007 6:05 pm

w00t! First comment on first pic!!!
Ryumaru on February 18th, 2008 6:50 pm

Wow… so this is the first pic on the website… kewl.
Immah chahgin mah lahza!
Personae Non Gratae on February 18th, 2008 7:51 pm

Congratulations on your hollow victory
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dudemanawesome on May 27th, 2008 6:29 pm

tat!
GermaineTrain on June 5th, 2008 12:03 am

Why do you people post here?
dudemanawesome on July 24th, 2008 3:09 pm

for boredom, it’s the leading cause of almost all reasons
thereisnospoon on October 10th, 2008 10:08 am

You’d think there’d be more posts here…
Burnt Eyes on December 10th, 2008 11:28 am

You'd think so, but no.
xGRiMx on December 30th, 2008 5:50 am

NINE ELEVEN LAL
xGRiMx on December 30th, 2008 5:50 am

so the first halolz submission was on 9/11? weird.
kirbyownsyou97 on September 1st, 2009 4:25 pm

hey look i found the first ever lolz on the site!!

i'm so bored.
LinkyBS on June 26th, 2010 6:40 pm

hm, Thought there were more. but then again it's been so long since I've seen the first submission… I don't know 3 years….
Dimomarg on July 1st, 2010 11:32 am

HUMBLE BEGINNING!
Uzumakiclan43 on January 26th, 2011 8:38 pm

This is the end result.
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/halolz-dot-com-halo3-walkingonsunshine.jpg">
Grammar Berzerker on January 29th, 2011 7:38 pm

HOLY SHIT! I FOUND THE VERY FIRST HALOLZ SUBMISSION!

*revs chainaxe*

And it looks like someone accidentally capitalized the first letter of the second "pew"…
Funkalicous on May 23rd, 2011 3:58 pm

The First Comment:

First overly cheesy description text by Shawn.
Zyquux on June 3rd, 2011 10:45 pm

<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/halolz-dot-com-supersmashbrosbrawl-captainfalconapproved.jpg">
spplmj on July 6th, 2011 12:48 am

Lol i got bored like the rest of you apparently did and found the 1st halolz submission

I'M NOT WORTHY!
SirNumel on July 27th, 2011 11:16 am

It's right there in the Blue Army Handbook: "In the event of a captured flag, begin firing lasers at enemy team until flag is recovered."
Zyquux on August 5th, 2011 12:35 am

LAST.

(amidoingitrite? Also, inb4 -1stormandmorecomments)
JordanTH on November 22nd, 2011 3:15 pm

How far this site has come.
BraveSirJimOfLawl on July 16th, 2012 8:39 am

So, I'm the only one who made a pilgrimage to the very first post when I found the site?
SexyGogmagog on December 22nd, 2012 8:25 pm

Where it all began. Its so beautiful T_T