[VIDEO] Man vs. Katamari

No, this implement of murder is much too small. We demand bigger!
By freddiew [via Destructoid]

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER

The only problem with this game is The Duke of All Cosmos keeps asking you to roll up giant katamaries full of strippers, then always declares “This Katamari is too small. We need much bigger than this, yes?”
By Oddwan

Kefkamari Damacy

Kefkamari Damacy

Ok, I’ve seen some awesomely weird stuff working on this site… but this one takes the weirdly… awesome… cake. Those light warrior cousins should probably just give up, I mean they’re all going to die anyway, right?
By spacecoyote

IF YOU LADIES THINK I’M SOMETHING…

IF YOU LADIES THINK I'M SOMETHING... YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF MY SON'S BALLS

I mean seriously ladies, you should see them! They’re huge! And one of them is made entirely of crabs! IT’S INSANE!

[MERCH] PEELS HERE? THAT’S HOW I ROLL!

Katamari Damacy “This Is How I Roll” T-ShirtL4D “PEELS” T-ShirtOk, looks like I can tell you about the new t-shirt now.
(It’s up for preorder!)

Finally, everyone’s favorite survivor Louis, emblazoned on a t-shirt in a familiar parody of the popular Obama HOPE poster.

Grabbin’ peels?
YES WE CAN!

Also, I don’t think I ever mentioned it on the site (except with the giant ad banner thing of course) but we have a new 2009 version of the “This Is How I Roll” t-shirt available on NINJA-BOT as well… along with several new color options!

Be sure to check them out!