Gabe Newell takes advice

June 12, 2012 by Shawn Handyside
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Gabe was wise to listen to him, the man knows how to keep a dedicated fanbase!
By Henrik Tomenius [twistedspeedo]

Tags: Gabe Newell, Jesus Christ

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August 31, 2010 by Shawn Handyside
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Unfortunately they didn’t have broadband connections back then. Everyone had a high ping, even our lord and savior!
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Tags: Jesus Christ

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