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What’s that Joey, you choose your level 5 Ratatta? PIKACHU USE VOLT TACKLE, THEN FOLLOW UP WITH A HYPER BEAM
By devil_in_drag
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 2, 2011 · 1:01 PM |
Categories: Anime, Irony, Nintendo, Pokémon, Scumbag, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 139 Comments |
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Time to also start fresh with color correction contact lenses!
New region! How do I catch a pokemon again?
"Oooooooh, you're my best friend, so I'll dump you off on Professor Oooooaaak! PO-KE-MON!"
Been to 5 different Regions
Still gets ass handed to him repeatably
By the way, I resent being called level 5… I'm in the top percentage of Rattata… I'm level 7!
dont forget a new young female "side kick" that you "respect" and "enjoy the company" of.
Seriously Ash's Pikachu should not faint from gym battle after all those training and leveling up…
Well I used to watch the anime. It was this the unova regioon that stopped me watching it. Not only are they trying to say that over 800 episodes later than Ash is still 10 years old, but his pikachu loses in a battle with a guy who just got his starter pokemon. Level 99? I don't think so.
And pickachu is still on par with all the other pokemon :|….
What even happens to his other pokemon?!?! They just fuck off, and Ash finds new ones…
WELP I'd better get rid of all my strong Pokemon that I got from the last region, hahaha! Here Professor Oak, have some more to your collection of forgotten former Poke-partners!
Don't forget his new hat!
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also, inb4 tf2 trading hats
Am I a PokeMon Master yet? I can't tell what I'm doing wrong!
Alright! A new region! Wait, I forget. Am I a boy or a girl?
And yet, he still insists on riding bikes indoors.
That Pikachu was way overpowered even when he first got it. I mean, it even took out a Golem using thunderbolt.
THUNDERBOLT.
All the off camera trainers are confused on why he doesn't use a thunderstone on pikachu, some came to the conclusion that Ash is a sadistic bastard child that likes seeing pokemon in pain and therefore refuses to let it evolve.
…Others say he's a noob that doesn't know to apply evolve stones.
Silly Shawn, everyone knows Pikachu can't use Hyper Beam!
Actually, something that urks me is that even with a Lv.99 Pikachu, Pikachu always loses battles with Ash's current rival. I mean, look at Trip. He just got a Snivy only minutes before he battles Ash, and still beats Pikachu no problem.
He lets a near-Lv.100 Pokemon lose to a freshly picked starter. 3 times.
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The worst part is: He lost to a Lv 5 Snivy in Unova.
I am not making this up, just because Pikachu lost his electric attacks, but that doesn't remove the fact that he had Iron Tail and I think Quick Attack.
Ash is officially the worst trainer ever.
Trains pokemon to be powerful
Release them when he's finish
http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2…
You little cheater Ash
This is why Red prefers to stay on the same mountain most of the time.
Speaking of which, where is the little bastard today?
Don't just start with all new pokemon, let's start with a new protagonist!
please?
I'm fucking tired of Ash. He disgrace's Red's name at this point.
Level 99 pikachu and he still has a hard time against the starting gym leaders…
(level 99 vs level 20… it should not be that hard you idiot!)
He looks like a goddamned cat with those cheek things and sharp, red eyes
Why does Brock still hang out with him after all this time?
Professor Oak: Well Ash, you've trained your pokemon well. You've allowed Bulbasaur, Squirtle, and all your other pokemon to go on to have fulfilling lives outside of battle. Isn't it about time Pikachu got that chance?
Ash: HELL NO!!!
Go to new region, get owned by lvl 5 starter.
Ash you cheating bastard! You aren't allowed to migrate pokemon until you beat the elite four once and unlock the place that lets you do it!
Motherfucking Ash Ketchum. >.<
I was talking about rhydon ^^"
The game: everything you know. The show: Grounds are hurt by electric based attacks and bubbles and leaves explode… SIGN ME UP!
Wait…why isn't Pikachu level 100 yet?
Silly Shawn, Pikachu can't learn Hyper Beam HE'S NOT FULLY EVOLVED. Only Raichu can!