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hey kidz… want som kandy?

Jay and a couple of guys are up to no good… they started makin’ trouble in my neighborhood!

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hey kidz… want som kandy?



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 27, 2008 · 11:02 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (123 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)
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24 Responses to “hey kidz… want som kandy?”

  1. Burnt Eyes on April 27th, 2008 8:22 pm

    No! No candiez! Only tucus pain awaits in teh warthogg!

    Even less first!

  2. Kevin J. on April 28th, 2008 12:13 am

    Oh noez! Stranger Danger!
    First!

  3. EmberFury on April 28th, 2008 12:18 am

    That can’t end well! Just say no!
    Not quite first!

  4. Ghost on April 28th, 2008 1:28 am

    Never, ever will that line be said and me not think of a crazy clown.
    Least first! For the moment. . .

  5. Boreas on April 28th, 2008 6:37 am

    Those kids better be ready to suppress some memories…
    Butt first last?

  6. lolhax on April 28th, 2008 7:12 am

    I gots candeh in mah van.
    Completely un-first.

  7. lolzor on April 28th, 2008 8:45 am

    Not even close to being first!1

  8. Ackbar on April 28th, 2008 9:51 am

    ITZ A TRAP!!1!

  9. Ryumaru on April 28th, 2008 9:58 am

    It’s funny that they’re in blue, when it should be the cops in blue…
    It’s a first trap!!!!

  10. FrEEz on April 28th, 2008 1:05 pm

    “Erm…Mommy told me not to talk to strangers”
    “We’ll also give you one of these cool suits”
    “OKAY!”
    *Insert buttrape here*

    Nice though :P i would rate 9/10 if i could, but it’s only out of 5, so i’ll round up, to 5

  11. CJ on April 28th, 2008 2:37 pm

    @Ryumaru:
    Ya, shouldn’t they be in purple for that? Or at least red?

  12. killercartoons on April 28th, 2008 2:45 pm

    you know when i was a kid my parents gave us a secret phrase so we knew who to trust.
    my family’s was “I’ve got candy.”

  13. Marzen on April 28th, 2008 3:31 pm

    I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!

  14. technoskull on April 28th, 2008 3:57 pm

    and by candy i mean BULLETS!

  15. Red on April 28th, 2008 4:12 pm

    Killercartoons, I think your parents wanted you dead or kidnapped.

  16. Vex on April 28th, 2008 3:32 pm

    Stupid Pedochief trying to lure kids with kandy.

  17. dudemanawesome on April 28th, 2008 5:37 pm

    who you guna call….

    G.I.JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. GermaineTrain on April 28th, 2008 6:35 pm

    I want some candy!

  19. Haywire on April 28th, 2008 7:45 pm

    I’m surprised no one has yet mentioned Pedobear and the Free Candy Van.

  20. johnrskie on April 29th, 2008 3:33 am

    Get in the Party Van

  21. Wafflez on April 29th, 2008 2:35 pm

    Jay is in your halos raping your children

  22. Alphalance on April 29th, 2008 4:41 pm

    Trust, cause without it…you cant get any free candy :(

  23. lrzeph on April 30th, 2008 6:03 am

    quoth the tankmen: “I’m sorry, but my mum never said to talk to assholes,” Nevermore

  24. judsonmullis on May 15th, 2008 10:30 am

    in other news a kid got jacked cause excepted kandy from men in blue suits.

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