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BLASTOISE LOVE

Hey now, normally Pokémon breeding would be fine… but not when you’re in the middle of Smash Bros. Melee!
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BLASTOISE LOVE



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 26, 2010 · 12:34 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (231 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Disturbing, GameCube, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon, Special Attacks, True Love

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78 Responses to “BLASTOISE LOVE”

  1. Ataeru on April 26th, 2010 4:46 am

    Did Paulrus make this?

  2. The_AntiVillain on April 26th, 2010 4:49 am

    Blastoise's 3rd cannon came out

  3. EphEphEcksIII on April 26th, 2010 4:57 am

    Oh wow, the amount of Hydro Pump jokes in my mind is overwhelming right now.

  4. Xyxoz on April 26th, 2010 5:09 am

    Well… at least Venusaur seems to be enjoying it…

  5. SexyLegs on April 26th, 2010 5:22 am

    i don't know whether im in shock, or just surprised how many sexual innuendos pokemon has

  6. Acrazymonke on April 26th, 2010 5:26 am

    inb4hardesnandstringshot

  7. Nick Soapdish on April 26th, 2010 5:26 am

    I hope Blastoise used Protect.

  8. Arb on April 26th, 2010 1:38 am

    Luckly the lolz this produced kept me from remembering how….. Active venisaur is in melee. All that shaking + that picture would have ruined pokemon forever. Especially the like gold flakes that come off it while it’s doing so.

  9. Brawling Bouse on April 26th, 2010 5:42 am

    That's one way to "water the garden".

  10. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 2:10 am

    If only Charizard were here, then we could make Bowser

  11. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 6:10 am

    If only Charizard were here, then we could make Bowser

  12. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 6:10 am

    If only Charizard were here, then we could make Bowser

  13. AuraMaster on April 26th, 2010 6:12 am

    Venusaur's Pokeball-gag seems to have fallen off.

  14. CakeBard on April 26th, 2010 6:14 am

    BLASTOISE used HYDRO PUMP!!!
    …it… wasn't very effective…
    VENOSAUR is UNIMPRESSED!!!

  15. Darkangelsv1 on April 26th, 2010 6:20 am

    I hope Blastoise doesn't use ExtremeSpeed. He'll fail.

  16. Kbman on April 26th, 2010 4:52 am

    Well, the heart wants what the heart wants…

  17. Link4all on April 26th, 2010 4:57 am

    Furries? In my Halolz?

  18. aimless_void on April 26th, 2010 8:58 am

    I'm not sure what's more disturbing…Blastoise plowing Venusaur, or the fact that Venusaur seems to be spitting out pokeballs Birdo-style during…

  19. Hejiru on April 26th, 2010 10:10 am

    At last, we know the origin of Venustoise! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3435/3180978163_1d…

  20. DrSexington on April 26th, 2010 10:58 am

    Pokesex on mah Halolz?

  21. CJ47 on April 26th, 2010 7:40 am

    Blastoise learned Growth….

    EWWWWWWWWW!

  22. CJ47 on April 26th, 2010 11:45 am

    Please tell me this Blastoise didn't learn Double Team or Substitute

  23. Leo058 on April 26th, 2010 11:57 am

    Venusaur was seeded!

  24. tveye on April 26th, 2010 1:10 pm

    That's one way to use Pokeballs.

    …what?

  25. McGack on April 26th, 2010 1:32 pm

    Well theres another childhood memory to add to the ever growing pile of casulalties

  26. Kalathar on April 26th, 2010 1:40 pm

    Wait till you see what "Surf" means

  27. ArmyOfMidgets on April 26th, 2010 2:06 pm

    OH DEAR GO-
    Wait, no, it's ok. They're both in the monster egg group, someone just wants to get a bulbasaur with Skull Bash.
    ….wait….

  28. Kalathar on April 26th, 2010 2:40 pm

    No, it used a rusty Earth Badge….

  29. MrRaccoon on April 26th, 2010 6:43 pm

    What's so wrong? All I see is Blastoise after usig the Heimlich maneuver on Venusaur because he was chiking with a pokeball
    Seriously guys, you think too much in sex
    >_>
    <_<

  30. Sir Xandus on April 26th, 2010 8:15 pm

    Bow chicka wow wow.

  31. dapaperboy on April 26th, 2010 11:06 pm

    I have a Blastoise in my butt, and the only cure is more Thundershocks!

  32. BlueChameleon on April 26th, 2010 11:58 pm

    Yeah, Charizard doesn't need you to have a good time!

  33. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2010 1:31 am

    Ok…
    Which move should I make Blastoise to use?
    Waterfall?
    Or was it Harden?

  34. MasterLuigi452 on April 27th, 2010 1:32 am

    If Hydro Pump doesn't work, use Hyper Beam.

  35. Alpar on April 26th, 2010 10:00 pm

    Anyone else find it disturbing a Pokeball came out of Venasaur's mouth?

    So…I wonder…

    Who's that Pokemon?!

  36. KiruBananers on April 27th, 2010 6:51 pm

    This Picture is now about Metapods.

  37. Alpar on April 27th, 2010 8:41 pm

    Whatever happened to the Church of Pyros?

  38. KiruBananers on April 27th, 2010 10:39 pm

    I run several Churchs,I get lots of money marrying things that can't say no.

  39. AuraMaster on April 27th, 2010 7:37 pm

    We're missing a variable in the equation to obtain Bowser. http://www.halolz.com/2010/03/18/pokemon-breeding…

  40. Kirby_Emprer on April 28th, 2010 1:07 am

    wait…..what?

  41. KiruBananers on April 28th, 2010 3:03 am

    Nothing D:

  42. KiruBananers on April 28th, 2010 3:04 am

    Damn,I got owned D:

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