Despite Godot’s awesome headgear, he’s never been able to shoot lasers… but he knows a guy who can!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 23, 2010 · 2:16 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Capcom, Cosplay, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Phoenix Wright, Sneak Attack, Super Smash Bros · Leave a comment (75 Comments) |
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Captain Falcon does not care if it’s a man or a woman, there is always enough of him to go around.
inb4 Falcon pawnch
Not only does it shoot lasers now, it also plays the theme to Night Court when pinched!
WHUT
He thinks the Captain's nipples are a coffee tap.
HONK-HONK!
PEW-PEW!
It seems we found his one true weakness.
i like how someone is pointing directly at it…
imma little confused today, first i saw this[/http://derp.blogs.exetel.com.au/uploads/derppics/derp-derp-sonic-lol-4chan-b-demotivational-poster-1229975792.jpg]
…And about five seconds later everyone in the nearby area is killed by Falcon's laser. And the moral is? Don't use Falcon as a way to shoot lasers.
Looks like the Falcon just got… *puts on shades* Falcon groped.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Looks like the Falcon just got… *puts on shades* Falcon groped.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Falcon Fact #753:
Captain Falcon's nipples lactate pure coffee.
Thankfully he already doesn't remember this….
It’s seems like Godot
-magically draws a cup of joe to his hand, sniffs, gulps down, and dramatically slams against a table-
is objecting to Falcon’s personal space.
TAKETHAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!
Looks like the Falcon…
*shades*
Just became a Titmouse.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!
JOEL SCHUMACHER STRIKES AGAIN!
OWWW MY NIPPLES HURT WHEN YOU TWIST THEM!
Now if only someone could edit thid with a straw going from the Falcon's Nipple and leading into Godots mouth with Coffee running up it.
FALCON PAUNCH!…. GODOT SQUEEZE!!!…. D=