Virtual teabagging hologram avatars within my game of virtual future soldiers? FINALLY!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2012 · 6:29 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
This is most certainly appalling. Can't the world see how machines are taking over the jobs of humans? First, automated assembly lines, then ATMs, and now holograms that teabag in place of real soldiers.
I miss the good ol' days, Halolz. When men were men, and teabagging was done with pride and purpose, not necessity and custom. When we lose our own lewd display of dominance and authority to the holograms, we lose our own humanity.
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also, HALO POST IN MY HALOLZ?!?!?!?!
THIS IS MADNESS!!!
And thus Halolz has finally come full circle.
Sorry I was afk for a few days, especially right after trying to do the Halloween contest! I'll post about it soon, short version, I've been sick.
And people were worried when Bungie stopped making Halo. 343 Industries bringing great new ideas to the franchise.
Also obligatory:
<img src="http://files.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/leo_teabag.gif">
a halo post in mah halolz
now that is a rare sight : O
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took 'em god damn long enough! now i can spare myself the effort of hitting the crouch button repeatedly!
Did you that some "gamers" want video games to be treated as some kind of art form, as well as wanting games to be treated with dignity and not just a form of entertainment for adolescent males?
Those responsible for that "improved" hologram certainly did not.
They could just be giving the majority of fans what they want, but once something becomes standardized like this, it loses that certain swagger that made it fun, I would hope anyways. I just do not like juvenile practices being associated with what could be a good game.
On the other hand, they could be trying to say something about the practice, it being a kin to comforting to a program. Nope, I am not going to give them that much credit, it was definitely to please a demographic.
Anyways, this should have been the reaction when a tea-bagging hologram was proposed: [youtube umDr0mPuyQc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
In return to shawn's comment, I say "A new Halolz submission, FINALLY!!!"
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It's glorious.
This is the only footage of Halo 4 I've seen and I already know that it is the best Halo ever made. Ever.
WELP, time to check halolz. Wait, is this the right site? What is THAT?! Is that… Halo? WHy the hell are there HALO IN MY HALOLZ! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
A dead ringer spartan?
Now I've seen everything.
On a side note, I know politics and the Internet go together as well as gummy bears and potassium chlorate ( rel="nofollow">AMAZINGLY), so I'll keep this as neutral as I can, but when my friend saw that the Democrats won Ohio, this was his reaction:
"GG"
Shawn is back? Curses! My plans for site-wide domination are foiled!
Err, I mean, fantastic!
In other news, Soul Eater is back, and Obama became president again.
America is fucked.
THE PERFECT BAIT.
Here at 343 we want to revolutionize your Halo 4 teabag experience. So in addition to teabagging holograms, we added teabagging mechs.
[youtube u0AQqfKRnmQ rel="nofollow"> youtube]
*made a cup of tea and waiting for it to cool down*
*while waiting opens up halolz and sees this post* <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/300x/2174848.jpg">
Usually like Rooster Teeth videos, but whenever I hear "Gav" I turn the fuck off. Can't stand that irritating twat.