Shepard! We seem to be caught in some sort of gravitational vortex!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 22, 2012 · 3:36 PM |
Categories: Animated, BioWare, Electronic Arts, Mass Effect, Moving Violations, No Caption Needed, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 82 Comments |
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Only one solution:
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Back and forth, back and forth…wiggle wiggle…
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I whip my crew back and forth
That doesn't look like it's going to end well…
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Relevant?
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Obviously he's trying to create Spiral Energy to defeat the reapers.
His ultimate move is the "Giga Shepard Shuffle"
If Joker's lost control of the ship, then I guess we're just gonna be ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
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This actually reflects a much deeper theme of casual gamer sadism towards characters within the game, and the disconnect between perceived torment in a fictional setting and actual torment in a physical setting.
Or perhaps I'm looking too far into this and it's just a funny .gif.
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Commander! Tali threw up in her suit!
This is a video game site, not one for children's toys!
…Wait, you're telling me it's NOT a Bakugan?
There's only one possibility.
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The Normandy just went spiral!
im sorry i was distracted by ass.
what were we talking about.
Reminds me of my experience playing KSP.
Still makes more sense then ME3's ending.
Why do I have a feeling that Miranda's back in the foreground isn't a coincidence?
Spinning, you say? Hina Approves
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Wait
When was this posted?
Because I've been checking the site for the past few days, an' there weren't nuthin' there, no suh'
Guys
Guise
I'm scared
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Shawn, there's a problem you should avert your attention to, if that's what you were spending these last two days on…
Ratings for this submission won't go through in case you haven't noticed. Or if you just weren't paying attention to us. Not that I was much either due to my own business for a bit.
WE'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE RATINGS, COMMANDER.
Hell, we lost control of the Halolz itself.
We are doomed.
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This is exactly why you should take Garrus away from his calibrating.