Has anyone ever proved if rolling is actually faster? Quick, someone use science!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2012 · 5:19 PM |
Categories: Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, The Simpsons / Futurama, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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I CAN'T TELL!
Link: the only hylian(s) who can claim to have rolled around more than a goron and not be lying or making an innuendo (now if only the guy(s) would talk)
I believe someone actually DID prove which was better… here is is! Although it's only for the 3D version, there's probably one for the N64 version out there.[youtube neEr2mc-wK8&feature=player_embedded rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Rolling? Pfft! Real men jump sideways!
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Meh I've always known it's faster. It becomes much harder to get to the Castle Town before nightfall when you first leave Kokiri Forest when walking. Now side jumping is where it's at!
What's that? You're looking for a punchline? Um… a rolling Link gathers no stalchilds? … Yeah I got nothing.
Either way, rolling is more fun.
DO A ZELDA ROLL
I agree. For some reason, I dislike games where I can't roll, or jump…
Rolling before it went mainstream.
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"Well Shigeru, it looks like rolling is faster than walking nearly all our Zelda games, are you going to exploit this in Skyward Sword?"
"Yes…. Yes I will"
And that's how the Stamina gauge came to be.
The first link had a habit of low blood sugar, or just a lack of oxygen from, you know, living in THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.
Huh, shit, I thought he was talking about DayZ
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Everyone knows rolling is faster
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Everyone knows rolling is faster
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Everyone knows rolling is faster
Obviously it's faster, that's why you're told to roll before hitting a ledge, because the roll adds more speed and makes Link jump from the ledge a bit further.
Don't get me started about the Nosier part.
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Someone didn't play Majora's Mask. Goron's rolling is completely faster.
Awwwww Yeah, Move dat ass Link. -Jizzes his pants-
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That… that video…
Regardless of whatever Link does. He's getting there faster than this guy.
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The only problem with rolling everywhere is that you have the danger of suddenly ramming into a tree.