How dare you walk around the beach on the edge of Cinnabar island after talking to that old man? WHO ARE YOU TO PLAY GOD?
By spookydoom, submitted by Masterluigi452
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 18, 2012 · 10:34 AM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Yes I'm aware this is image is really old!
Somehow despite how old this is I really feel this has been posted already…
There is no grass on Cinnabar Island…. It's the tile where the stone meets the water.
So this is how the world ends, not with bang nor whimper, but game save delete.
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/fma/images/8/8b/Truth.jpg" width="457" height="265">Equivalent exchange, right?
Play God? But I've never even caught Arceus!
The truth behind Missingno.
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ll3D9.png">
(So this will be reposted as a submission in 2 years, right Shawn?)
Spookydoom!? http://spookydoom.deviantart.com/art/The-Cloud-So…
Kid, you have 999 bikes now, ya should've used one.
Lucky you, I have to deal with these guys.
<img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2011/10/20/16/flying-winged-bears-with-frickin-laser-beams-comi-1217-1319142802-1.jpg">
Meanwhile, at the SCP headquarters
The bizzare pixelated monstrosity paced; were it the right word, back and forth in front of the desk of the Director General, each "step" rendering a few inches of matter around it into mere data chunks
"I demand right to be part of your little collaboration, in fact, you should be begging me to remain secured in your prison! You know full well what I could do!"
The Director General of the Inverness Holding Facility rapped a few knuckles on the waxed woodwork, his patience sapping faster than his bottle of Scotch
"We've said it before and we'll say it again, "Sir" he said somewhat dully "We are NAE interested"
"INTERESTED?!" the Binary beast roared, the objection deftly ignoring the use of soundwaves to rather materialise quickly in the Director Generals mind "Do you not think I deserve interest, no, better yet, FEAR?! of my existence?"
"MissingNo" The Director General retorted "The SCP foundation is interested in incarcerating beings that both threaten human existence and thinking, you, pose nae threat to either"
MissingNo was stunted in the retort, it allowed itself to distort a inch more of the air, the atoms hardening and falling to the ground with a plink plink plink and fizzled out of existence
"How so? I have sent fear and dread into the hearts of man, women and child alike, I have made them recluses!, not a moment goes by without my presence ringing harshly in their minds! I can create waves of nausea and pain to wash over anyone who darest enter my realm!"
MissingNo was becoming enthralled in himself, he was expanding in stature, pixels forming out of matter to build up his Cuboid shape, the air in the room slowly chiming a four note symphony of despair and grief
"I AM THE DESPAIR, I AM THE CORRUPTION, I AM THE ID, I SHALL NEVER DIE, AS LONG AS THERE IS HUMANITY, THERE IS MISSINGNO-"
"Ms MissingNo, ye're a glitch in a video game" the Director General said, irritation underlining his flat tone of voice.
The chiming stopped, reality returned only to mock the Abominations existence
"Well… I made a few Japanese kids sick with worry?"
"Ye fucked up some coding, caused a temporary; allow me to underline tha', TEMPORARY failure in the stats and item count in Pokemon Red and Blue for the Nintendo Entertainment System, apart from that, ye've done Fuck All"
The behemoth of corruption shrunk before the blank stare of the dull, omnipotent Scotsman from Inverness.
"Don't I deserve anythi-"
"No, ye don't, you're just something some paranoid neckbeards on the internet glorified to some kind of devilry"
"MY FOLLOWERS!" the creature perked up "I have amassed an army that could-"
"Who aren't even afraid of you, all ye are are an urban legend, and here at SCP, we don't give two fucks to an urban legend prancing around cyberspace"
By this point, MissingNo had stopped moving altogether, matter around it stayed within the laws of physics, it contemplated it's position in life and found it void of much to achieve
"So…. can I stay?"
A blank stare
"if I…. caused a mass panic attack and suicide…. in….. ermmm…. New York? then could i get in?"
"Feh, with all due respect we would just lock you up in a bloody broom cupboard if you caused a mere hassle"
"Oh…………..okay"
The creature turned for the door, and after making a conciliatory sniffle, shifted his being out the exit, leaving one unimpressed Director General and some confused matter in its wake.
"Bloody wannabe" the Director General muttered, as he got back to his paperwork.
And after the destruction, through the pixels, something truly horrible became clear. Amongst all the chaos and error, a whole new world of terror became into being.
<img src="http://www.watchcartoononline.com/thumbs/Digimon-Frontier-Episode-49-English-Dubbed.jpg" height="300" weight="400" />
what about the 'M love?
she kills your team, even if you save.
I am the ultimate darkness of pokemon games. The twisted greed held by trainers. The flames of choas that burn your dreams! I AM MissingNo!
(And I turn into a flying kangaskhan if leveded up correctly in Gen 1 red/blue)
Missingno is in the original games,so why is reboot Red the one getting slaughtered by a pixel monster?