Not that he’s in it for the promotions, but really isn’t he about due?
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2012 · 5:36 PM |
Categories: Advice Meme, BioWare, Irony, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 66 Comments |
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Get every ending
Taste the rainbow
The moment you put Shepard behind a desk he will start using it for cover.
um ya… some ending joke…..
i cant think of anything, so heres a picture i made of Vladmir Putin riding a bear. enjoy
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Saves the universe from pirates over and over again
Doesn't get paid.
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I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite rank on the citadel. Why would I want to change it?
To be fair, becoming an undead cybernetically enhanced space marine is pretty awesome already .
Who needs promotions when you can have interspecies relations in your very own cabin whenever you want?
I think they probably didn't like how Shepard smiled at them when he asked for a promotion…
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Saves the world about eight or so times from deadly program that could obliterate all living societal functions and existence known to man.
Barely ever gets noticed despite being a prodigy hero with an exceptionally superpowered partner.
You all know which Megaman I'm talking about.
The real head of SPECTRE:
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The real head of SPECTRE:
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Promotion?! The bastard is lucky to still keep his job! THE WORK PLACE IS *NOT* A SOCIAL SEX CLUB.
To be fair, I think Commander is actually more of a position and less of a rank. I could be wrong.
But he gets plenty of achievements.
The way Mass Effect posts make me feel inside….
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Failed to save an entire colony from eradication.
Congratulations Shepard! You are the First Human Spectre!
No Promotion for saving the world in mass effect. Deliver a message to the Jarl of Whiterun and get a promotion in the Legion.
I don't know if this has been posted yet but… Shawn just ruined the "new" ending of Mass Effect 3. All we'll get from the ending is Shepard gets the purple heart (or whatever they'd call it in the Mass Effect Universe probably some kooky space name) right after the last cut scene. The end. If this ends up being true I don't want to live on this planet anymore…
Quit whining Shep! Take a cue from Robotnik:
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Shepard kinda left the Alliance in Mass Effect 2. That probably muddied things up. Though I guess it's surprising that Shepard didn't get a posthumous promotion when s/he was KIA.
Weesh Shepard, what rank could you possibly get?
Commander Leftenant Super Sergeant Admiral Colonel Ultra General Commissar Extreme Private First Class Shepard?
How the blazes would that fit a name tag?
More importantly, how much Regalia would you need?
I'm sure he got promited once…
1st galaxy save ended with the consel pretending that it never happened…
2nd galaxy save got him fired and hired by cerberous only to be fired at the end of the game…
3rd galaxy save ended with him dead…
Am I senseing a patteren?