I don’t even know why anyone has a job in Hyrule when you can find so much free money and items hiding in the grass!
By Colin Lepper
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 29, 2012 · 7:35 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Highly Illogical Captain, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Off Duty, Secret Items, The Great Outdoors, The Legend of Zelda · Leave a comment () 61 Comments |
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I Din think grass could grow that high. Armos peoples' lawns THAT out of care? Or Wolfos people just too inconsiderate to maintain a well-cut lawn? Honestly, if you can't cut your lawn, you're Gohma get debris.
He found bombs. The Hyrulian Terrorist plot has been uncovered!
Don't use an electric lawnmower, it will fling all those arrows and bombs around!
—-> щ(゚Д゚щ)
Because lawn care dones´t exist in Hyrule, anyone who tries to cut their grass will see his lawnmower break up when trying to cut a Rupee, or blown up cutting a bomb…
Only heroes with legendary swords and minesweeper experts can profit cutting grass…
These submissions have been good and all, but has anyone noticed the lack of TF2-related stuff as of late?
Perhaps we should remind Shawn of this.
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Zelda has been captured by Ganondorf.
Link: "I must save the princes, but how, I need to find tools and equipment"
*Link goes into the tall grass*
*plays the Dun Dun Dun song*
*you got a…*
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Don't mind the moon guys, it won't like, kill you all in a fiery explosion or anything, oh no. Just continue cutting the grass that I may or may not have been growing all along as a distraction.
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wait a minute, the deku tree is dead in in the timeline that the face moon is… come to think of it, the face moon is from another dimension. TIME & SPACE PARADOX! Quick find the hero of space/time! (link with a gun appears) My god… it's worse than i thought.
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Before any of that can be found, you have to have something to carry them in… so this guy's got a quiver and a bomb-bag as well as his wallet?
You think that's bad, if you let your grass grow too long in the Pokemon world, your background will become infested with rats, birds, dogs, and other undesirables.( With a chance of Audino!)
Hyrule lawn care service: It pays for itself with jewels and weapons! :DD
You may laugh but this man recently lost a son after a sole chicken in the corner of the garden was provoked just one too many times…
the best part is that the grass and items respawn every time you go into another area for more than three seconds!
The bad part is when you find a mine inside the grass and dont notice.
I've had to buy at least 13 diffferent lawnmowers because I wasn't careful.
On a completely unrelated note, half of the top submissions are in all caps.
Just something I noticed. I guess that means that we like shouting.
rel="nofollow">CORRECT!
Let me ask you this:
Why didn't the bomb blow up when that lawnmower ran on top of it?
Three days.
Wait, the moon is all creepy and evil, which would suggest this takes place in Termina, and furthermore it would be after Skull Kid has left the Lost Woods and gained the power From Majora's mask, but, but, THE GREAT DEKU TREE IS THERE! The Great Deku Tree resides in Kokori Forest, not in Termina, And whats worse? IT'S ALIVE!!! It can't be alive! The Great Deku Tree dies before Skull Kid leaves the forest, and also before the moon goes crazy! What is this nonsense!?! What has happened to my beautiful timeline?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Why does that guy look so disappointed? He just went out to cut his grass and found all kinds of valuables just lying around. Its like he's saying, "Geez, now I have to go pick up and pocket all of this money. What a hassle." First world problems.
He's not concerned that he found gems, arrows, and bombs in his yard that concerns him, it's the fact that they are in color.
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