The Spy always has to ruin people’s day, even in death!
By MaxOfS2D, submitted by Armetron & Dr. Batman
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 10, 2012 · 1:46 AM
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Categories: Awkward Moments, Head Shot, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Storytime/Wordplay, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (32 Comments) |
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Alas, poor Yorick.. I barely knew y--oh hi Yorick! I was just mourning with your corpse! Didn't know we had our respawn time shortened!
Head crab spy.?
now Medic, we both know that's no way to get A HEAD in life.
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This “Shakespeare” aptly named Shakespearicles is “the inventor of the two-story building, the stage play, America and the Rocket Launcher, has a powerful grasp on language and the ability to bench press 700 British pounds”.
Never before have I seen a Gmod creation be so fluent.
<img src="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18205767/images/1330912219544.gif">
May we humbly bow before your skill.
Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer because we're in Dustbowl and it's hot as hell out here.
To be, or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the indignity of this server, or simply rage quit in light of my team's incompetence.
I can't really think of something "funny" to say. But I've always enjoyed Hamlet, it's my favorite Shakespeare play (I've only read about five though)
Medic: Is this a knife I see before me?
Spy: Nay, but 'tis one sticking out of your back!
Well it is now technically 'Later'…
*On the Plains of Dustbowl*
"To Uber, or not to Uber, that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the server to suffer
The stickies and arrows of outrageous Lucksmanry
Or take overheals against a sea of Pyros
And by opposing end them? To Die: to sleep:
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The butt-hurt and the thousand pubescent rages
That F2P is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be voted for. To die, to respawn
To RTV-*HEADSHOT* WAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHAAAAAAHAAAAaaaaa"
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"Standin' around like a bloody idiot!"
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?"
"I AM ZE ÜBERMENSCH"
Just imagine what else we could do with Shakespeare and Team Fortress 2.
"O Sandvich, Sandvich, wherefore art thou Sandvich?
Deny thy Medic and refuse thy team;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my health
And I'll no longer be a Red Heavy."
Surely, poetry of legends.
Lord! What fools these Scouts be…
Horatio Caine: "Looks like he couldn't…. get ahead of the competition."
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"