Sorry bro, but I already go slow enough underwater without having to wait for you to get the occasional air bubble!
By Veronica “Taeshi” Vera [Not Enough Rings], submitted by Alex D.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2011 · 8:07 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
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Sad story. Tails had been living in Sonic's shadow for years now. Fed up with not getting the publicity, the notoriety, and of course, the furry fangirls, Tails entered a spiraling depression with no end in sight. Fed up with living life without joy, Tails decided to end it all. He went to the lake, took off all of his clothing (except for his shoes, those are kind of glued on), waded out to the bottom, and let his timer run out.
It would have worked, but he couldn't do it.
… He literally could not do it. Suicide is impossible when you have infinite lives.
Ah, yes.
The Luigi of sega.
If super mario bros had a 2 player co-op and mario and luigi needed air, this would happen exactly with mario and luigi.
Well, this level of jerkness has left me… breathless!
Lol I remember this on Sonic 3.
Damn Hydro City…
People don't die when they are killed.
Sonic : Hey, it's not like you have a soul! Besides, I'M the main character!
If someone tries to make you wait up for them so they can breathe, that's no good.
It's your body. Nobody has the right to live if you don't want them to.
So what do you do? First you say no! Then you get out of there!
TAKE HEED, MORTALS. TAKE HEED.
It seems that things I see on dA keep making it on halolz…
Ahh, I love watching Tails die. That's what he gets for making me lose so many rings and chaos emeralds during the bonus game in Sonic 2.
People die if they are killed……that's the way it should be.
*anyone know where im referencing that off?
here's a hint.*
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Remever when Sonic charaters could survive in water, instead of dying instantly when they touch it??????
Those were the days……
*sits on old rocking chair.*
Tails…hmm…maybe he has so many lives because he's just a baby version of this:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/naruto/images/2/28/9_tails.PNG"length="450" width="450">
Hey I just realized, anyone seen the Prestige?
Tails is totally like Hugh Jackman.
Better than what heppens with me.
Sonic : You go attack eggman while I set here and watch.
Don't worry you got infinite lives!
There, there.
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They probably do what most people in life do, hate it if they do not understand.
Ah, Tails, you're so cute! No die infinitely.
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I think there's a -1 troll who lurks around these parts. Seems like everyone gets a minus one for no good reason.