No amount of S.T.A.R.S. training could prepare Chris for this!
By mivion, submitted by Kyle P.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 26, 2011 · 6:42 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Awkward Moments, Capcom, Cray-Z Crossovers, Irony, Left 4 Dead, Resident Evil, Sequential Art, Valve Software, Weak Points · Leave a comment () 87 Comments |
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I'm saving every panel individually to use as reaction pics. They're all just too perfect.
I feel like I'm missing something here……Lack of peelz maybe?
5 people against a horde of zombies? They had a better chance with 4.
I NEED AN HERB!
Well, Chris? No Plagas to deal with, no third-world country to annihilate, what will you do now?
Chris: I"M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!!!
And this is how it quickly became left 4 dead. Chris just couldn't handle it.
I can't wait for the second comming of Bill!
Until then, guess who's on bait duty
So Chris can do one or the other but not both at the same time?
Now Louis got his peels AND his herbs! It's gonna be a good apocalypse.
i dont get it…but i still loled at chris' face
This is good, you're on the right tracks there shawn.
We call that "Circle Strafing" Chris. It's not a part of zombie hunter training apparently.
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And now hopefully this killed the joke.
Here lies the joke. It lolled fast and died a meme.
It's ok Chris. You can wow them with your ridiculous alternate costumes
Who needs movement while shooting when you can look like this?
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Looks like Louis caught a bit of Big Head Syndrome after all the super-inflator abuse on Garry's Mod.
Anyone got a pillz-shaped needle? we need to deflate that thing XD
Run AND shoot? How the HELL do you do that?
Woah woah woah, running AND shooting? Don't be daft man! Why would you run when you have hordes of the undead coming towards you?! That makes just as much sense as healing when you are low on health! Its just unethical!
Running AND shooting? Preposterous! Impossible! How could anyone perform such a feat?
5 star for something new, video game themed, drawn, and not involving adventure time or ponies :D
*Adjusts tie* I'm afraid not.
Kevin Ryman, on the other hand, mastered this skill and was denied S.T.A.R.S. employment.
AND he packed a .45 handgun, making him as intelligent as Barry Burton with the practicality of a normal person when it comes to "standard issue firepower".
….What? I liked Resident Evil Outbreak. The fact that normal people survived and could walk and shoot with handguns? That makes them officially more competent than ALL of the S.T.A.R.S. Bravo Unit. Hell even Bruce in Dead Aim learned to do such a thing! WHY CAPCOM, Y U DO DIS.
Poor Chris…the game is too advanced for him
Tsk tsk tsk. I would've gladly taken your offer had you first proposed a joke of some sort to add to the humor here on Halolz, but being so persistent, I'm less inclined to oblige. It's like skipping the lovely dinner and paying directly for sexual intercourse. I must remind you that I am a gentleman and I do not like feeling as if i am a common whore. I bid you adieu.
Spam-comments are the other way, you've seem to misplaced this comment page for youtube, rel="nofollow">THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH YOUR SPAM!!!!
Too bad, Chris Redfield has already mastered both skills…in 3D!
GRABBIN HERBZ!
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Can someone explain? Is it to do with the fact that in the old games running and shooting couldn't happen? Or is it that Resi 5 doesn't allow you to move and shoot?
and so a legend begins