It’s official. This is the greatest cosplaying prop ever made. That’s right all you losers who made a GLaDOS using a potato and some loose wires… contest over! You’ve lost!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2011 · 12:56 AM
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Wheatley to Richard Lord, "Physical impossibility my shiny metal arse!"
I have never wanted to stick my hand in something so bad… except for that one time when… no wait, this is better.
Now if only Stephen Merchant could take practice into ventriloquism. He could easily rival Jeff Dunham. Hell, even the idea of them going into a show together sounds funny.
"So 2 ventriloquists, a dead terrorist, and a moron walk into a bar…"
I love you O.O… um, sorry, I don't know where that came from. I was just so captivated by the large, robotic eyeball of British awesomeness. On that note, Wheatley's got the best seat in the house, hey chicka bum bum.
Wow!!! I cannot even wrap my head around this. Seriously pro work.
Do you have to use lotion when you stick your hand in Wheatley?
Oh hi, how are you doing?
BECAUSE I'M A PUPPET.
And now I present to you, everyone who's going to have something to do with "space" in their comment.
Just keep that puppet away from any massive super computer terminals. Best not to take unnecessary risks.
Well, we all knew he was a little empty headed. This proves it.
I guess we all knew he was a bit empty headed…
Seriously, how do I get this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my life savings right this very instant.
I won't be content until they make an Ace of fours into an actual card suit…
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Seriously, how can I get/make this, and how much does it cost? I will give you my entire life savings, right this very instant.
"You are a puppet. Don't be alarmed. But if you do feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling. Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you are a puppet."
Wait…does this seriously have (practically) 5 stars? This is the first time in a while I've seen that. And it deserves every last one! DO WANT BUT HOW?
JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS JEVOUDRAIS
Heck, I'm just glad I'll be able to have my own lil' Stephen Merchant for me to carry around.
But does this thing run on batteries alone, or does it have a mains connection
"They told me, right, that if I ever used Triple A's I would DIE"
Cave: "You. Bag. Car. Map. Weta Workshop HQ. NOW"
The Wheatley comic from before seems to retain truth.
…Must take idea and make a SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE core puppet…
Doesn't beat my functional Portal Gun.
Which is totally real.
Even thoughI don't have any pictures or proof of it.
Because I lost them in a fire at the end of a moving platform.
For science?
Wait… Valve said that replicating a core innards would be impossible… But this person has managed it AND made room for a hand. This puppeter has BROKE PHYSICS.
If you were a guy from England you could even voice the thing yourself!
Wheatley: if you want to buy me say apple!
Me: O_O………*jumps*
Next up, Cores with colors … and hats.
Cave Johnson puppet. NOW!
That is impressive on like…..a really scary level. Seriously, genius stuff.