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Close your eyes
Take a deep breath in
Exhale slowly
Breathe in
Out
Now open your eyes
What do you see?

Originally intended for Polygon’s Chris Plante, created by The Bancast’s own Levi.

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 23, 2013 · 8:36 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (233 votes, average: 1.61 out of 5)
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Can't Let You Do That, Xbox 360

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"Now open your eyes
What do you see?
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What do I see? A SHITTY SUBMISSION!

DOHOHOHOHO!
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
"Now open your eyes
What do you see?"
Not the forums.
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Where did the time go? I don't come to Halolz in a couple of days, and it's April already!
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1 reply · active 605 weeks ago
10/10

The submission is salvaged.
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I can barely remember why I still lurk here some times...
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Go to sleep with the King.

That's all I got... *cough* Sooo... how 'bout that weather?
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15 replies · active 605 weeks ago
Ooh, ooh, let me try!

*ahem*

It's knife to see you.

Eh? EH!?
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"Not to worry; I'm a trained professional. You'll only feel a little prick...."
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Only a little prick? Then I'll go buy a better prostitute.
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He IS the better prostitute.
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You don't buy prostitutes you pay them. You don't own him!
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Unless they're the pimp
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OMG ... I want my stab back.
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Thanks for asking. It a has been absolute CRAP today!
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Beautiful here, but in a few days it's supposed to DUMP some rain on us.
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Wonderful on my end.

I don't want winter to come :<
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I'm actually excited for the cooler weather. It get's ridiculously hot where I live in the summer.
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I love how my joke actually sparked a proper conversation about weather.

I can't wait for summer to end. Everything around me has been burning, further cementing my belief that I live in Hell. Can't wait till I get back to college. At least it's almost always cool there.
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But...but...the BIKINIS!!! That's the number one reason I like summer. Well, that and school lets out so I can enjoy myself, get a part-time job, earn some money for games during the holiday season...

But yeah, I can window shop all I want cause I'm single and it doesn't cost anything to look. Also, thank God that there's volleyball. YAY.





P.S. I am well aware that these girls are not "real". I figured I'd remind you guys of the type of eye-candy you're missing out on with the other three seasons. I'm not turning this site into a "IRL Zoe-fest".
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Still it appears Zoe's antics have wormed their way into your mind.

You say bikinis but for me there's a number of hurdles to overcome. I have to go out to a lake in smoldering hot weather which is threatening to burn everything down and there is no way in hell my pasty white buttocks can survive direct exposure to the sun. That and I can't swim. So, in short, I'd die. (Also not there isn't exactly the cream of the crop in my town.)

I also like to take a moment and say how I mentioned I can't wait to get back to college in my last comment the very next day a fire is threatening to take out the power and water of the city it's in. I swear to god fires are following my every move.
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But didn't we agree that Zoe was all in Jimmy's mind?

Anywhosits, come to Iowa. Weather's nicer here.
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First LoL jokes. then topical jokes about new games that I don't have... Now this.

Why must you make me feel so ignorant to gaming culture?! WHY?! *sobs in the corner*
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2 replies · active 605 weeks ago
Eh. Trust me... you are not missing anything with this joke.

This hurts almost as much as Falcon Heene.
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I'm surprised you didn't compare it to Nay Ruto.
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Wow this joke is so specific it hurts. And it's the first submission we see in like a week.
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What happened to the submissions where you could...
have it your way?
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Looks like we're going to have to train Trunks on what's funny. Ok, this, is somewhat funny:


This, is not:


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So what i'm getting from all these comments about the post is basically:
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This isn't a wolf post......
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That game isn't taking a very hands-on approach to murder, I see.
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You know what's funny? Not this.

[youtube wjaPiyNdDlk&t=2m35s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaPiyNdDlk&t=2m35s youtube]
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UNRELATED but I wanted to post it under a bad post so no one would get too upset with me.

OY TRUNKS!! You sent my mini flipping table to the wrong address! I had to get my email held and then forwarded to make sure no one else got my flipping table! I know this isn't your fault... but I don't care!
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