Close your eyes
Take a deep breath in
Exhale slowly
Breathe in
Out
Now open your eyes
What do you see?

Originally intended for Polygon’s Chris Plante, created by The Bancast’s own Levi.

A Sneak-King suspicion

Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on August 23, 2013 · 8:36 PM

(233 votes, average: 1.61 out of 5)

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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Can't Let You Do That, Xbox 360

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Leo E. 114p · 606 weeks ago

"Now open your eyes
What do you see?"

What do I see? A SHITTY SUBMISSION!

DOHOHOHOHO!

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1 reply · active 606 weeks ago

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MC Ninja 107p · 606 weeks ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpYEJx7PkWE

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 606 weeks ago

"Now open your eyes
What do you see?"
Not the forums.

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Rocker23220 87p · 606 weeks ago

Where did the time go? I don't come to Halolz in a couple of days, and it's April already!

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1 reply · active 606 weeks ago

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Spencer 119p · 606 weeks ago

10/10

The submission is salvaged.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 606 weeks ago

I can barely remember why I still lurk here some times...

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 606 weeks ago

Go to sleep with the King.

That's all I got... *cough* Sooo... how 'bout that weather?

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15 replies · active 606 weeks ago

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 606 weeks ago

Ooh, ooh, let me try!

*ahem*

It's knife to see you.

Eh? EH!?

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 606 weeks ago

"Not to worry; I'm a trained professional. You'll only feel a little prick...."

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 606 weeks ago

Only a little prick? Then I'll go buy a better prostitute.

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Spencer 119p · 606 weeks ago

He IS the better prostitute.

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 606 weeks ago

You don't buy prostitutes you pay them. You don't own him!

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Rocker23220 87p · 606 weeks ago

Unless they're the pimp

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MiniNinja 80p · 606 weeks ago

OMG ... I want my stab back.

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Master_Xehanort 88p · 606 weeks ago

Thanks for asking. It a has been absolute CRAP today!

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wolfpax181 92p · 606 weeks ago

Beautiful here, but in a few days it's supposed to DUMP some rain on us.

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Spencer 119p · 606 weeks ago

Wonderful on my end.

I don't want winter to come :<

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Arch_Evil_Angel 95p · 606 weeks ago

I'm actually excited for the cooler weather. It get's ridiculously hot where I live in the summer.

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 606 weeks ago

I love how my joke actually sparked a proper conversation about weather.

I can't wait for summer to end. Everything around me has been burning, further cementing my belief that I live in Hell. Can't wait till I get back to college. At least it's almost always cool there.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 606 weeks ago

But...but...the BIKINIS!!! That's the number one reason I like summer. Well, that and school lets out so I can enjoy myself, get a part-time job, earn some money for games during the holiday season...

But yeah, I can window shop all I want cause I'm single and it doesn't cost anything to look. Also, thank God that there's volleyball. YAY.

P.S. I am well aware that these girls are not "real". I figured I'd remind you guys of the type of eye-candy you're missing out on with the other three seasons. I'm not turning this site into a "IRL Zoe-fest".

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VyseRogueKing 103p · 606 weeks ago

Still it appears Zoe's antics have wormed their way into your mind.

You say bikinis but for me there's a number of hurdles to overcome. I have to go out to a lake in smoldering hot weather which is threatening to burn everything down and there is no way in hell my pasty white buttocks can survive direct exposure to the sun. That and I can't swim. So, in short, I'd die. (Also not there isn't exactly the cream of the crop in my town.)

I also like to take a moment and say how I mentioned I can't wait to get back to college in my last comment the very next day a fire is threatening to take out the power and water of the city it's in. I swear to god fires are following my every move.

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Scept 100p · 606 weeks ago

But didn't we agree that Zoe was all in Jimmy's mind?

Anywhosits, come to Iowa. Weather's nicer here.

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wolfpax181 92p · 606 weeks ago

First LoL jokes. then topical jokes about new games that I don't have... Now this.

Why must you make me feel so ignorant to gaming culture?! WHY?! *sobs in the corner*

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Spencer 119p · 606 weeks ago

Eh. Trust me... you are not missing anything with this joke.

This hurts almost as much as Falcon Heene.

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Scept 100p · 606 weeks ago

I'm surprised you didn't compare it to Nay Ruto.

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Spencer 119p · 606 weeks ago

Wow this joke is so specific it hurts. And it's the first submission we see in like a week.

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The Pualrus 100p · 606 weeks ago

What happened to the submissions where you could...
have it your way?

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 606 weeks ago

Looks like we're going to have to train Trunks on what's funny. Ok, this, is somewhat funny:

This, is not:

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Duraigo 91p · 606 weeks ago

So what i'm getting from all these comments about the post is basically:

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 606 weeks ago

This isn't a wolf post......

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Porecomesis 92p · 606 weeks ago

That game isn't taking a very hands-on approach to murder, I see.

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MiniNinja 80p · 606 weeks ago

You know what's funny? Not this.

[youtube wjaPiyNdDlk&t=2m35s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjaPiyNdDlk&t=2m35s youtube]

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blargenth 93p · 605 weeks ago

UNRELATED but I wanted to post it under a bad post so no one would get too upset with me.

OY TRUNKS!! You sent my mini flipping table to the wrong address! I had to get my email held and then forwarded to make sure no one else got my flipping table! I know this isn't your fault... but I don't care!

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VyseRogueKing on August 23rd, 2013 8:47 pm

Go to sleep with the King.

That's all I got… *cough* Sooo… how 'bout that weather?
wolfpax181 on August 23rd, 2013 9:33 pm

First LoL jokes. then topical jokes about new games that I don't have… Now this.

Why must you make me feel so ignorant to gaming culture?! WHY?! *sobs in the corner*
Alpar on August 23rd, 2013 10:44 pm

Wow this joke is so specific it hurts. And it's the first submission we see in like a week.
Kn0w1d3a on August 23rd, 2013 11:48 pm

"Now open your eyes
What do you see?"
Not the forums.
Rocker23220 on August 24th, 2013 1:19 am

Where did the time go? I don't come to Halolz in a couple of days, and it's April already!
Porecomesis on August 24th, 2013 2:00 am

That game isn't taking a very hands-on approach to murder, I see.
Acrazymonke on August 24th, 2013 2:34 am

I can barely remember why I still lurk here some times…
MiniNinja on August 24th, 2013 11:03 am

You know what's funny? Not this.

[youtube wjaPiyNdDlk&t=2m35s rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Leo E. on August 24th, 2013 11:19 am

"Now open your eyes
What do you see?"

<img src="http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/183/576822-sandw.jpg" height="255" width="400">

What do I see? A SHITTY SUBMISSION!

DOHOHOHOHO!
The Pualrus on August 24th, 2013 11:44 am

What happened to the submissions where you could…
have it your way?
Duraigo on August 24th, 2013 12:34 pm

So what i'm getting from all these comments about the post is basically:
[youtube vMcdYPFhIZk rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Jimmy on August 24th, 2013 2:09 pm

Looks like we're going to have to train Trunks on what's funny. Ok, this, is somewhat funny:
<img src="https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/9329_1211897305165_439527_n.jpg" length="400" width="400">

This, is not:
<img src="https://sphotos-b-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/216099_1095767561994_6195193_n.jpg"length="400" width="400">
xxxxxxtheundeadcat on August 24th, 2013 2:20 pm

This isn't a wolf post……
blargenth on August 26th, 2013 2:19 am

UNRELATED but I wanted to post it under a bad post so no one would get too upset with me.

OY TRUNKS!! You sent my mini flipping table to the wrong address! I had to get my email held and then forwarded to make sure no one else got my flipping table! I know this isn't your fault… but I don't care!