<a href="https://www.halolz.com/2013/08/12/its-a-secret-to-everyone/" rel="bookmark">It’s a Secret to Everyone

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gameboy_nate 85p · 610 weeks ago

I keep wanting to Triforcing a pun, but I can think of nothing.

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So...if Link's "dad" is the Great Deku Tree...does that mean he's got wood for Sheik?

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Spencer 119p · 610 weeks ago

I bet Sheik would love Link's Deku Stick. It's nice, long, and slender.

...it's also flammable. But it's still a nice gift. Makes for some good fishing rods.

I'm sorry what were we originally discussing again?

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cyndaquazy 92p · 610 weeks ago

Wow. Talk about a burning passion.

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gameboy_nate 85p · 610 weeks ago

Princess Zelda, since you hold the triforce of wisdom, do YOU know why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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Spencer 119p · 610 weeks ago

Serves him right.

If he didn't have that crush on Zelda none of this would have happened.

He should totally have gone for Malon. The tasteless loser.

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Scept 100p · 610 weeks ago

Says you, sir Fishwife.

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PortalMan 86p · 610 weeks ago

Link is basically every confused college guy ever.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 610 weeks ago

I guess that makes Shiek out to be a big lyre. Badoomtish!

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I don't suppose that she was intentionally pulling at his "heartstrings", do you?

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Kn0w1d3a 94p · 610 weeks ago

Well...that was not what I was expecting.

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UndeadLex 120p · 610 weeks ago

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Famout 84p · 610 weeks ago

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SpectralSheep 87p · 610 weeks ago

I didn't know Legend of Zelda addressed such important issues.

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See, I'dve went with:

'The REAL reason that Link won against Ganondorf was because of his newly-found fury...even greater than that of the Triforce...the power of sexual repression."

MasterLuigi452 108p · 610 weeks ago

What a way to shoot down his feelings.

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deleted956086 99p · 610 weeks ago

Okay, yeah this is heart rending and such, but one thing really bothers me about this.

Why did he use fire arrows and not Din's Fire?

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Dash12345678-Y 86p · 610 weeks ago

Lower mana req, more focused energy, and the lower likelihood of burning Zelda might be a big plus.

Randolph Magic Key 99p · 610 weeks ago

I don't have much to say about this other than the 4th panel kinda reminds me of Chris Redface.

straYDoubter 91p · 610 weeks ago

What's this?
Green clothes...White fairy...Clearly works out...
Sir, could you, by chance, be a forest fairy?

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Amy 95p · 610 weeks ago

Damn. Too busy right now. Expect something good for this and the previous post in 5-6 hours.

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xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 610 weeks ago

The problem is you try to make every post boderline porn. Zoe only made SOME posts borderline porn. On top of that it's kind of Zoes thing to only show up once every few months. Zoes not dead and when she gets back shes gonna call you out.

I can't wait for the catfight. >:3

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Amy 95p · 610 weeks ago

You and me both. :3

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Amy 95p · 610 weeks ago

Alright I'll give you that. I'll try and space them out a bit more.
I should also mention I had no intention of replacing Zoe. And as such, I was intending to remain a normal HALOLZer most of the time. I was originally hoping to fill the void(Giggity) while she was gone, and to join her when the eclipse signaled her return.

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Spencer 119p · 610 weeks ago

The problem is that you're needlessly garnering attention with borderline to straight up nsfw porn when you really don't need to.

The porn isn't even what's annoying me and some others, it's the way you go about it. That's mainly what was bad about Zoe too, even though a ton of people really seemed to miss that just for the sake of thinking "LOL IT'S PORN SO THEREFORE IT'S HILARIOUUUUS! xDDD" It's attention whoring, it's not constructive, and it just gets annoying. It's literally on the level of 9gag humor.

And before you claim me of being overly butthurt over a little promiscuity, I could really care less since I've come across content worse than what's been posted on this site on a normal basis. I'm trying to get across a legitimate point.

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wolfpax181 92p · 610 weeks ago

Legitimate point on the internet?! We must bash you for no reason or completely miss it to attack you on a grammar or spelling error!

Seriously though, I can't disagree. I can check the comments *usually* with little fear of who sees what, the pictures are mostly harmless, so I'm not careful on this site. Trunks, bless his posting heart, generally isn't as fast on the moderating, so I'd rather not randomly check this and get my 4 year old asking me what a Zoe class picture is about.

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 610 weeks ago

You have a 4 year old? I have a 4 year old too! We should get them to battle sometime.

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Amy 95p · 610 weeks ago

I will not disagree or make an argument against either of you. You are both correct. I honestly have no idea what I am doing.

Spencer 119p · 610 weeks ago

I really at least appreciate both of you understanding and taking it into account. Normally Zoe would have just met that kind of criticism with "LOL BUT IT'S FUNNY STILL I GUESS SO SHUT UP" or something equally as thoughtless.

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Amy 95p · 610 weeks ago

I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid.
I already know from past experiences that I can't win an argument against you.

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wolfpax181 92p · 610 weeks ago

Sometimes it's still fun to try. And as to deciding to step off the path of Zoe I have but one thing to say:

(b^.^)b

...well, emote instead of say I guess.

xxxxxxtheundeadcat 92p · 610 weeks ago

And to answer your gif from last post, Alpar stopped you.