Visit Beautiful Pandora!

Oh sure, we have beaches! We just… don’t have any water on them…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 12:40 PM 
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37 Responses to “Visit Beautiful Pandora!”

  1. That One Guy on May 8th, 2012 12:46 pm

    Sounds like a swell place to live! I hope they don’t have bandits in Pandora cuz I’m goin!

  2. Hyze on May 8th, 2012 12:55 pm

    "Welcome to the wonderful world of Pandora! Just a quick question first! Are you a boy, a girl, a birdkeeper, or a big scary man who's breath smells like blood?

    Ha ha ha!….get the fuck off my bus."

  3. Antisauce on May 8th, 2012 12:56 pm

    We also have lifeguards! Well, actually those are psychotic mutant midgets….

  4. Hatley96 on May 8th, 2012 1:02 pm

    Ever wanted a holiday you can't enjoy due to annoying robots? Look no further!

  5. Hakokoro on May 8th, 2012 1:18 pm

    Pandora,a beautiful place with a beautiful amount of animals,giant dog-like creatures that will attack you in sight!A giant bat moth creature that breaths fire,dont forget the camera!You are in for the ladies?Dont worry,we have our ONLY female resident ready for anything!The paradise,Pandora!But more important than anything remember…

    CATCH-A-RIIIDE!

  6. TheFancyPants on May 8th, 2012 1:27 pm

    Once again this whole broadcast is brought to you by SAND!
    It's everywhere!
    Get used to it!

  7. GanjalfTheGreen on May 8th, 2012 1:45 pm

    Don't forget about primeval jungle! And floating rocks! And giant, blue cat-people! And… What? Oh… Sorry, wrong franchise.

  8. kdebones on May 8th, 2012 2:00 pm

    Proudly sponsored by the Jakobs Corporation. Remember, if it's not a Jakobs, I'd rather die.

  9. VyseRogueKing on May 8th, 2012 2:04 pm

    Hey there is an ocean there! It's just a few hundred feet lower than it should be.

  10. Alpwan on May 8th, 2012 2:07 pm

    <img src="http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/3614/keepoffthesand.png">Good luck getting this achievement!

  11. Chimental on May 8th, 2012 2:15 pm

    On the other end of the spectrum:

    "Visit Beautiful Rapture.
    All suites are ocean side property"

  12. The Pualrus on May 8th, 2012 2:19 pm

    Sand? Guns?

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images/9/92/Jak_and_Daxter_3.jpg&quot; width="300" /img>

    What's not to like?

  13. The Pualrus on May 8th, 2012 2:19 pm

    Sand? Guns?

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images/9/92/Jak_and_Daxter_3.jpg&quot; width="300" /img>

    What's not to like?

  14. BasketGT on May 8th, 2012 3:11 pm

    For over two years, I have visited Halolz. For three, I have been a fan of Borderlands. I joined Halolz when Shawn posted a picture of Viewtiful Joe as Captain Falcon. Over the course of my journey, many tears were shed, manly and not-so-manly.

    But nothing, NOTHING, makes me happier than seeing this Borderlands post.

    I will shed no tears. I will not even smile. The only thing left to do is dance.
    UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE OH CMON GET DOWN!

  15. gAmer_Matt on May 8th, 2012 3:33 pm

    "Welcome to Beautiful Pandora! Hope you like WUB! WUB!"

  16. Zortsport on May 8th, 2012 4:13 pm

    I know my pokemon likes sand, it always brings some wherever it goes.

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/5f/450Hippowdon.png&quot; width="200" height="141" />

  17. KungFuDeli on May 8th, 2012 4:16 pm

    I remember my visit to Pandora like it was yesterday (mostly because I haven't left yet). My buddy's and I went raider hunting. We tried to visit the Crimson Armory but the Crimson Lance took to shooting at us. Thought it had something to do with the Fairly Odd Parents mind you. Thought the Crimson Chin was their leader.

  18. Metal_Link on May 8th, 2012 4:36 pm

    But the Claptrap is a product of the Hyperion Corporation. ._.

  19. WaddleDerp on May 8th, 2012 5:58 pm

    Looks like the visitors will be getting their…just deserts!

  20. TheArrived on May 8th, 2012 5:59 pm
  21. Souleater676 on May 8th, 2012 6:01 pm

    Yeah! Sandy beaches, coconuts, sand…. beaches… sand……. ahh wait a mintue I hate Pandora!_<img src=http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/4102/851097-23b206f86e40182f1ea67d0f2fe9cd2521cf1e18_full_large.jpg>

  22. Schonberg on May 8th, 2012 6:39 pm

    Visit beautiful Pandora?
    [img ]http://imageshack.us/f/35/amazonpandora.png/[/img]
    Doesn't sound half bad.

  23. MSchonberg on May 8th, 2012 7:00 pm

    Visit beautiful Pandora?
    [img ]http://imageshack.us/f/35/amazonpandora.png/[/img]
    I can live with that.

  24. Teleporting Rock on May 8th, 2012 7:22 pm

    And when you're done enjoying the sand feel free to visit some of our islands along the coast. We assure visitors that the rumor of a zombie outbreak has only been 65% proven!

  25. Darth_Destro on May 8th, 2012 7:27 pm

    It really more like 96.5% sand.

  26. Draken on May 8th, 2012 7:56 pm

    Catch-A-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE to Pandora today!

  27. CosmicSkyscrapa on May 8th, 2012 8:02 pm

    Pandora doesn't have enough sand. We need more sand, like two cubic tons more.

  28. Icesickle97 on May 8th, 2012 8:33 pm

    You know, I actually just got this game the other day, so I'm kinda glad it's getting highlighted when it's fresh in my memory.
    Also, for anybody who hasn't played this game, DO IT. It's the only game I know of that let's me use the term "Explosion pistol" without sounding like a complete idiot.

  29. KZN02 on May 9th, 2012 12:04 pm

    You know what this place needs? rel="nofollow">More sand.

  30. lgnetworksinc.com on July 15th, 2015 8:40 am

    And when you're done enjoying the sand feel free to visit some of our islands along the coast. We assure visitors that the rumor of a zombie outbreak has only been 65% proven!

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