Episode 3? Maybe I can wait a little longer…
By David Boyle [Quantum Feline]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 11, 2012 · 4:11 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Bad Ideas, Fashion Faux Pas, Half-Life, Highly Illogical Captain, Portal, Robots, Secret Items, Sequential Art, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment (116 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
But… but fezzes are cool!
more like Circus-Life 3.
(Obscure reference) If she doesn't have a hat, she'll die.
(not so obscure reference) Valve, the leading producers of dress up games that adult males love to buy.
(What?) I want a manhat. A manhack that I can wear on my head.
This will be me halfway through development:
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CANT LET YOU PLAY THAT, VALVE GAMES!
Relevant
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I see nothing wrong with this.
Just keeping it real, Dawg.
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So long as I can ride a bunch of headcrabs tied together to fight G-Man in one on one combat, I'll be happy.
There's a headcrab hat, but all it does is kill you instantly.
A Captain America outfit feels like a demotion for Gordan Freeman.
Whatever will we do to pass the time until we get our Freeman hats?
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Wait, look at Gordon's hat…. it's oddly familiar…..
*gasp* That Freeman is a SPY!
*Lieutenant Idiot moment ends*
It's no wonder why Jägermonsters love Valve games…
Hmm, hats and costumes are invading valve games so either Half-Life 3 will be a dress up game or it will be like Final Fantasy 10-2 where the whole quest is literally just to get costumes.
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Why are we even talking about Half Life 3?
It's not scheduled to come out for another-
*looks at calendar*
-125 pounds.
Well, given Gabe's new….. hobby, we might be seeing a wee bit more than just hats in HL3, if one understands the implications of my fore-bearings…
But in all SRSNS, its only in them WACKY DOOLALLY WHOOPSLOL multiplayers that all those funky ass pieces of headgear show up, so technically HL3 should be 'kay
Seems more like a reason TO look forward Half-Life 3, if you ask me.
After all, new hats.