The more options you give a person, the more predictable they become…
By Egoraptor [via Destructoid]
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 4, 2012 · 2:20 AM |
Categories: Adult Situations, Animated, Cock Joke, Fashion Faux Pas, Highly Illogical Captain, Irony, Obnoxious, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Weird · Leave a comment () 85 Comments |
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GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!
rel="nofollow">I think this pretty much covers everything.
It seems TF2 just got one upped.
Seems legit.
That explains everything!
After discovering the alchemy glitch in skyrim I have my guy wearing nothing but dragonscale boots that add 30,000 defense a ring that gives me +600 barehanded and an execution hood.
I could have made him a chef or an angry miner but no, I made him a naked masochist.
Weird new ads on Halolz. They are creeping me out….
I guess you could say that the best suit in the game…
*Shades*
Is the Birthday Suit.
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
Clothing? Is that some sort of TF2 hat?
You mean it's not normal to play this naked? Dammit someone tell me which game it is that is perfectly acceptable to play naked because apparently I've just been making a fool of myself.
I own this game. It is a fun-gasm. Lemme show you how to bring upon a fun-gasm:
<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Shinji1225/DTOID/maxphallic.gif>
Sheesh, try to be a little more dignified, Saints Row 3 players.
You could have at least worn a hat.
Sadly, I haven't played this game, but I sure intent to! I love crazy games!
But… Just a question.
Can I hit people with sardines in this? I mean, like this:
<img src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-jjYEmceaQdY/TyrNVFimMGI/AAAAAAAACxY/mFF2yXR_-3g/s1280/legi32.jpg" width="517" height="282">
Too bad you had to go with no clothes.
Now you can't use the rel="nofollow"> Gabe Newell suit.
Title doesn't lie.
Anyhow, 'ello all, been without internets for past 4 weeks only now just in a wifi enabled cafe with my main purpose to research for my biology on Monday WHICH I HAVEN'T been able to research at school because I've been screwed over by a chest infection and fever currently held back by a diminishing supply of anti-biotics for the past week.
SO
Just paying my greetings to various who-have-yous here
Be back in a week when Mr Virgin pays a visit
Bye
*pulled back into the mess of research*
Because why improve the gameplay when you can have nudity and giant purple dildos?
Fits in perfectly with the fact that she probably just finished rescuing a pimp from a BDSM club and escaped on a rickshaw.
So they finally based a game on me?! :D
The worst part is I've done that…. :\
Jumping off buildings, landing in airplanes, crashing said airplane, killing people with dildos, calling a giant Yarn Ball, smashing everything in your path, all while completely naked….
Sounds like a normal day to me.
<img src="http://chzbronies.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-brony-omg-the-internets.jpg">
But they're so poor! And Irish!
<img src=http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/8/59058738-00a0-4f4e-bd40-4e0e61147c01.jpg>
*Looks at boner* Why?
Welp.
At least we have SOMETHING Saint's Row Related.
Time for Courage Gat memes.