Sorry for the lack of updates, we were pretty busy at MAGFest! Enjoy this follow up to the previous MAGFest video!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 8, 2012 · 9:54 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
First it was TF2, and now Portal!? The Ponies have officially taken over everything.
Some ponies visiting Aperture science and learning about the friendship capabilities of some turrets and deadly Neuro-Toxins, THAT'S what I'd like to see.
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My dearest and most faithful student:
Pack your bags.
For those who don't know, the voices of GLaDOS and The Sniper are married.
I just had, like, five nerdgasms in a row.
Confound these ponies, they drive me to test.
Dear Life,
I Quit.
-SparktehFox
Looks like McLain is doing everything she can to get a voice acting part on the show.
MasterLuigi452, I am convinced you can see into the future. I have a question for you, all-knowing younger brother:
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For breakfast tommorow, should I have mango or papaya?
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GLaDOS, may I make a request of you, and I believe you will accept. The internet and its culture is being taken over by Equus Ferus Caballus loving Homo Sapien Sapiens, for the sake of the sane may I ask that you use your neurotoxin for good instead of just for testing and disposing of pests. Kill those of us who are left, because there is not enough neurotoxin in the world to stop this growing infestation.
Well everything I needed to say about MLP was in the last comments section, so here is a picture of Mario at the Aperture Science Fun Center.
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Also, if it wasn't clear, and no matter what I think about the Bronies (they pretty kay, ah guess), both of these submissions were hilarious.
Well, I guess that's me done with the internet for a while, not much could be better than that…
…guess I'll go outside…
…or on TV Tropes…
Shawn posted this after knowing full well what happened in the last one and knew what this one would have as well…
All I have to say is, Shawn Handyside: Redefining what it means to be an ass. :P
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People, I apologize (ZOMG SKRIST APOLOGIZING? NEVER!) for posting this picture so many times. It just works SO WELL! @_@
But, I'm still confused why and how Mentlegen has so many pictures of Shawn in the first place.
Wait a minute…
Twilight Sparkle => T.S. => test subject
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Let your hatred flow
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Next video:
Gordon Freeman reads a letter to Princess Celestia
Apparently my request has been granted…
If that's the case…
SHAWN! POST MY "Scream in Mario Bros." ON MY DEVIANTART NAOW!
They are everywhere.
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FOOLS, DON'T YOU SEE! GLaDOS is just sending out her Ellen Mclain bots to control the brony population. Wait, with the amount of pony stuff Shawn posts….. Dear god.
My life is about 26% more complete.
Dear Glados
I appreciate the letter you've sent me, and have recently dispatched my student, Twilight Sparkles, to your care for she can learn a thing or two about friendship from your guidance. I have all but one question to ask you.
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Oh no not again…
HAVE MERCY NO MORE I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD JUST STOP I'M BEGGING YOU IT HURTS PLEASE STOP!!
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Alright… *cracks fingers*
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Dear Princess Celestia,
Some of my boys in the lab are telling me that somehow, in your universe, you are able to convert friendship into magic. Now, most scientists would disregard this kind of claim as childish and illogical. "How can you convert an emotional attachment into a form of energy that doesn't exist?" they'd say. But not me. I'm the kind of guy who says "Hey, if we can find out how to do that on Earth, think of all the money we can make over Black Mesa! We could friendship the pants off of those thieving bastards!"
I mean, just think about it! We could have friendship robots, friendship gas, friendship gel… I wonder what friendship gel would do? On second thought, scratch that, I think they've already made a friendship gel. Goddam patents… But magic could increase our production by over 20 percent! I could lay off a few more of the lazier employees we have around here.
So what I have here is a proposition: you send me the secret of your friendship-to-magic process, and I'll send you a thousand barrels of my finest repulsion gel. I'm sure you colorful horses can think of some use for it. If that doesn't appeal to you, I'm sure there are quite a few employees here who would be happy to come over to Equestria and teach you all about the wonders of Science! As a matter of fact I heard that your prime student has scientific process up the wazoo.
Anyway, I'm not exactly sure how to get this sent to you, until I heard that you have the ability to manipulate the cosmic bodies. Aside from blowing my mind for about two seconds, it gave me the idea to use SCIENCE. Heh, is there anything it can't do? Anyway, I'm putting this letter in a rocket, and launching it out into space while playing a song that my boys say you're familiar with. Then we're gonna cross out fingers and hope you take notice of the ship. We've also painted it bright pink to make it more noticeable. Plus I like pink.
Also in the rocket is an Aperture Science Portable Quantum Tunneling Device, or what I like to call the Portal Gun. What it'll do is create a portal between Equestria and Earth. I've already got the orange one here; all you have to do is shoot a blue one on a flat, white surface, and we'll be able to communicate much more effectively.
Uh, P.S., the lab boys are telling me that there might be some gravitational and atmospheric differences between our planets, so whoever you want to send through the portal might want to go through as fast as possible to avoid being spliced in two. Also, once they get here, they may suffer some inter-planetary side effects like headaches, nausea, and internal bleeding. Nothing to worry about; I'm sure we can fix them up right away.
And… yeah, yeah, I'm writing it… P.P.S., since we haven't been able to test the effects of the Portal Gun near magic, I'd recommend keeping any unicorns at least 10 feet away from the device at all times. My boys are saying that from what we know about magic, getting a unicorn too close to the device could potentially disintegrate either that unicorn or the entire universe. Yours and ours. But it's only a theory. Still, better safe than sorry, right?
Anyways, I'll await your response, unless of course your planet is too far away, in which case I'll probably be dead before you read this. In that case, my lovely assistant Caroline will be in charge, and you can talk with her. She's always wanted a pony. Unless it takes even longer than her lifespan to respond, in which case I'm not sure what I'll do. Just write back ASAP, okay? No lollygagging.
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
My Little Portal: Friendship is a Deadly Neurotoxin