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Friendship’s a good job mate!
By StrikeLazer0, submitted by several people
Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 6, 2012 · 8:21 AM |
Categories: My Little Pony, Off Duty, Performances, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 152 Comments |
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"I'm not gonna have to, like, pull out my penis for this, am I?"
IMO that was more hilarious than the letter.
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I am now green. I wish I was there.
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"Deariph Prinpheff Cfephtia…
Itf havf comph to mif attenfionph thatph our glouriouph RED teamph havff learnef a lotf abouph Friendfhiph. The spy ivf not a bad guy at hearf, evphen if we don'f alfwayph fee eye-fo-eye. The reftph of the teamph if kinfph and courteoufph enoufph to me, thoufph.
Itf apfhearfh thatph BLU ivf attemptfing to sfteal our briefphcafe full of intelliphenfe yet againf. Mif friendfhiph wifph the Enphineer here will aidf me. Hiph bulidfingph alwayfph provfide me witfh the meanf, anf I provfide the endf. The phiery endf of my enemieph, to be phrecife.
Hudda-Hudda-Huh!"
~Pyro.
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Dear Printessa Celestia,
Today I learn that friendship is about give and take. Tiny friend Sniper is always happy to be giving me medkit even when he needs it more, so I let him steal my kills with his skinny gun. What does matter if I waste $20,000 in bullet on overhealed soldier? As long as I can pick up his ammunitions while Sniper hides in back like baby. Is win-win.
Sharingk is killingk,
RED Heavy
Relevant:
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No mention of throwing piss at Hoovy to ruin his sandvich, shame.
So who's Princess Celest………………………………..
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
Ponies? YAY!!! I miss them…no new episode for three weeks? That's harsh. No Fluttershy? That's cruel.
BAM! Now drop everything.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed…
What I really love is how a few months ago when MLP hit Halolz was that the community seemed to be divided into two, but it seems now that this has gone away and everyone loves ponies.
I for one, welcome our new pony overlords.
I knew soon or later this was going to be posted…
All we need now is to call every other TF2 voice actor and read out a letter to Princess Celestia…
Imagine Announcer reading one…
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Sees title
Shakes head
Sees title again
…
Huh…
Where's the part where pyro sets it on fire to send to the princess?
And this is really coincidental to me considering the fact I'm going to Bronycon tomorrow (not a Brony, it's just that a free ticket was offered to me.)
Just on topic of ponies and whatnot, if I die from some cause tomorrow, whether it be from the stench of the con's people suffocating me, fat neckbeards stampeding me in a race to the newest Applejack figurine, or when I sacrifice myself in a noble manner protecting our neighbor galaxy from the Aerogaters by exploding with Spiral Energy in the Neo Titanic Mk 9000, I… I just want you all to know.
Please… let Shawn know that I..
want the forums fixed :'(
Huh…. Well, everybody already made the best (Most obvious and therefore only ones I can do) jokes, I'll just take some -1s for my failure now…
A ponies submission with more than 4 stars? IMPOSSIBRU
Now we need to figure out a way to get him to do voice work for the actual show. How soon can we mobilize the rabid F2P Bronies to break down his front door?
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There are no words in the dictionary that can surmise the immense mount of rage and apathy I have in my soul at this very moment.
Fucking ponies. Has anyone here been around a real pony? They're assholes! Friendship and Magic my ass.
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Dear Princess What's-Your-Face,
I hate friendship.
Piss off,
Francis.
Why must you ponies taint everything I love and hold dear?
Ah well, back to MGS HD Collection, sooo gouda.
And now Raiden's naked…
Bloody wankas.
Dear Princess Celestia;
Why is my Cutie Mark a Jar of Urine?
Your confused subject: Sniper
This is off-topic but a couple of months ago, I asked Halolz how many Chris Redface images we could come up with by the end of the year and I said I would keep track of it. I got pretty lazy with it but anyway, 2012 is here. The total number of Chris Redface images on Halolz, not counting the original or duplicates of the same image is 53. Hmm, I kinda thought there would be more.
Wait… we're supposed to care about epeen? I thought they where the same as gamer scores.
Wow, everyone seems to be throwing their metaphorical hats into this equally metaphorical ring!
Is anyone else prepareing for another e-peenapocolypse because of the war between the bronies, the haters, the hater bronies, and the hater haters?
Heck, maybe one day the battle will escalate to the four milllion corners of the internet.
The end is near…
To avoid the raging hostilities between these two factions, I'll post something Half-Life related
Sometimes, I dream about cheese.
There are days I look at this community I'm apart of and I say, "I love you." There are days I look back and say, "I hate every F*ing one of you and I'm going to go live on a mountain."
… Don't know which of those days I'm having yet.