Be warned, in Skyrim the “F” in “The BFG” does not stand for friendly.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 20, 2011 · 2:09 PM
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I heard you can get a meeting with this Fus guy. Watch out, though. I'm not going to try because I heard it's very easy to make him shout at you.
(I had problems deciding what BFG meant to me. Big Forest Giant? Big ___ing Giant? The possibilities! D:)
He can hear plants crying, but he's too busy bashing brains in to give a flying FUCK
{Only fans of the original book will get that, and if you haven't read it, you owe it to yourself to find a copy}
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/mudmaniac/smith01.png" />
Smitty approved!
The Buggy Flying Glitch
(What's hilarious is when they hit your companions because they will actually survive)
Is that Theodore Roosevelt and his big stick?
Now I can see him using a Doom BFG… Oh god the humanity.
<img src=http://www.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/46/skyrim.jpg>
Okay, my friend had a theory while he was playing Skyrim while drunk. We don't see any female giants… because mammoths are female giants.
Meh. The movie was better. Plus there are better novels out there. Like The Legend of Zelda Written, by SHYYEEAAAAHgeru MiyHAAAAAmoto.
The picture only made me smirk, not that great, i was thinking, doesn't look a lot like the BFG, small ears etc… then i scrolled down and read By Fus Roahl Dahl and lmao
<img src="http://i43.tinypic.com/20frxis.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">
BFG9000
Just realized that Giants use troll skulls for "protection."
Then I realized that there aren't any female giants.
BFG….hmm….well it could stand- I'm sorry am I the only one who's eyes went straight to the huge skull cock this Giant has?
I don't care what you think, this pun is epic.
Here's an idea: instead of taking an arrow in (yes, in) the knee, we make them take a giant club to the FUCKING FACE. That'll teach them to make memes out of meme-worthy quotes!
One small step for Giant, one giant leap for Dovahkiin. Literally.
Butt
Fucking
Gravity
Dat awkwardly placed skull.
*DESPERATELY SCAMPERS FOR OLD TORN COPY OF BFG*
*SOUND OF PAGES FLIPPING AND PUNS FORMING*
This could not possibly be more brilliant.
And so, Shawn opened his heart and let a classic Novel come into the ranks of Halolz.
But then he realized it was kinda stupid so he made a Skyrim version
Damn. Some one beat me to actually making a picture based on Fus Ro Dah sounding like Fus Roald Dahl. If only I had thought to use Tiid Klo Ul. -_-