After twenty years of chasing that hedgehog through both good games and bad, he finally accomplishes his… goals?
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 22, 2011 · 2:34 AM |
Categories: Genesis, Irony, Off Duty, Robots, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Video Clips · Leave a comment () 50 Comments |
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Evil villains never think things through. Always so short-sighted.
"Oh I remember why! So I could have this!"
rel="nofollow">Sweet!
Phase 1: Turn animals into robots.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: …..shit, ahdunno.
Not Dr Robotnik's Green Bean Machine :[?
Maybe Dr. Robotnik should've done this, instead:
1) Create a VR world
2) Capture Tails, Knuckles and Amy and hide them inside
3) Force Sonic to run through rings while under strict time limits to find them
Halolz, now with month old Dorkly content!
Now Robotnik has done the robot thing, he should run for president….his campaign poster…
<img src="http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/199/4/a/Vote_Robotnik_for_Pingas_by_Zeta_Neubourn.png">
Simple dear Robotnik, rule the world….get bitches. Isn't that why anyone would rule the world? Maybe make a harem of female robots to shun with your cold indifference?
(2 posts…..had to put something pingas related on this, i just love AoStH Robotnik…and sharing a cup of lapsang suchong tea)
1) Turn animals into robots.
2) Get on Halolz
3) Have someone comment with a Redfield picture made to look like me.
Like all great villains, they stop remembering why they do things, and only do it for the lol's.
<img src="http://www.sonicstadium.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/118.jpg" alt=/>
Bowser's plans must include being foiled by Mario now, because they never get past
1. Capture Peach
'Tis a faen dee tae heer tha saund o' tha auld bagpipes in tha mornin.
rel="nofollow">Well that'll be me oop tha rood.
Stand in awe of my shit-tacular paint.net skills!
<img src="http://i1201.photobucket.com/albums/bb343/wolfpax181/ChrisRobotnicfield.jpg">
Well, now that the musical number is over…
Uhhh…..
ROBOT GLADIATORS. YES.
Meanwhile at Bowser's castle…..
WHY AM I CAPTURING THE PRINCESS AGAIN?
*check's note*
1. Capture Princess Peach
Ok…..Captured Princess
2. Buy Mushrooms
Oh yeah, I gotta get Mushrooms!
Huh……Nothing about the why……
Dr. Robotnik, at least your plans for world domination were a better choice. Dr. Neo Cortex, actually did something similar back when he first tried to conquer the world. Of course, it was his own creation that defeated him… aaannndd thingsjustwentdownhillafterUniversalStudioshiredsomeoneotherthanNaughtyDog. Wait, what were we discussing?
Red is definitely Grounder's color.
*Cues rendition of "I'm So Ronery"*
Fred "Trunks" Wood? That's a first.