Just Cause 2 may not have the best story. Or the best voice acting. Or the best music…
but it sure has some of the best OH SHIT moments!
By rockdog98pking
Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 15, 2011 · 6:40 PM |
Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Square Enix, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 76 Comments |
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"Ugh man, I was partying late last night and now I got this killer hangover…."
"I got a cure for that."
"Oh yeah?"
"Get in."
Now you know how I feel on a roller coaster since I have motion sickness. Watching this video hurts my stomach.
In other news… Why can't real life be this awesome?
Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
You know………I think I made the right choice not to take the bus today.
Bus driven by Borris the horse.
… this was the BEST you could find for Just Cause 2 videos?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embed…!
<img src="http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b245/Falru/th_spinchris.gif"/>
Chris Spinfeild?
That bus must be from Dragon Ball Z.
Apparently the water is made of antimatter.
*Walks out like nothing happened*
And not a single damn was given on that day.
FUCK YOU PHYSICS! I'M A BUS!
I'm guessing the bus is named Borris.
What's that? You want physics in games to make sense? rel="nofollow">FUCK THAT SHIT!
Naturally, Troll Science dictates that as the bus is falling down the cliff, it hits rocks spinning the bus around until it becomes a propeller letting the bus to be able to fly back up. Problem, physics?
Tank bus!
LIFDOFF
Stunt crash rejected. Please reset and try again.
My buscopter goes WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
What are you saying? Just Cause 2 has a great storyline, a small island decides to develop it's own government, us Americans say "Fuck that Shit!" and sic a Hispanic terrorist on their non-steak lovin' asses to destabilize their entire nation and hand it over to an asian mafia, a bunch of asian kkk's/crazy environmentalists and a group whose leader is (supposedly) as likely to give into greed and power as the current leader, and to wrap it up blow up their major source of revenue with a nuke that would make the global price for the stuff raise exponentially. Why, Just Cause.
This bus was cool and all but it can't compare to the rel="nofollow">Vengabus.
*hopes people gets his bad 90's dance music references
The military ought to start redirecting their tank money into buses. Just sayin'.
Clearly the work of the finest damage and physics engine EVER CREATED.
Not exactly his style but…
<img src="http://nintendo4ever.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/peppy.jpg" width="372" height="629">
This submission has been Peppy approved.
was this bus made from bouncy balls?
Hands down, the best "haters gonna hate" moment. And possibly the best parking attempt ever.
Man, Speed 3 looks horrible.
I don't know about you guys but I all i heard at the end was "Like a Boss!"
Happy awkward physics day!
On another note, I really hope we see some Saints Row the Third memes in here. I started playing and it is BALLIN'
SCORPIO! We hear that you are the best bus driver.
Nice parallel parking.
I watched it while listening to this: rel="nofollow">
Although, Guile's Theme should work also.
That's not the ocean… It's a giant vat of Aperture repulsion gel!
Wow that bus could actually give Borris the horse from the previous submission a run for his money
"Oh thanks the beach! This is my stop"
This is why you don't make buses out of superballs.
For some reason, Just Cause 2's cutscenes are always horribly laggy and desynced on my computer. At least the gameplay itself runs smoothly on it.
I saw no bus. I saw a Spy disguised as a Roflcopter stuffed inside a bus.
Cave Johnson's going to sue for copyright infringement on the repulsion gel. Might have been some propulsion gel in there too.