I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2011 · 12:55 AM
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92 Responses to “Describe a process that could be used to create a simple door.”
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That teacher is just ASKING to be made into some nice meat.
"Describe the composition of TNT", "Describe the relevance of the golden apple", and "How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had one line of inventory space?" were also later removed from the exam.
I guess it wasn't a crafty enough answer.
Punching trees gives Dick Pound wood!
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I'm going back to my corner now.
Should have cast dimension door on the paper…
fucking smartass.
I've gotta side with the teacher on this one…
…some sand or gravel blocks would have made a MUCH simpler door.
All of my CD players are made from diamond.
If I were a teacher and seen that I would've given the student an A because they obviously have courage to do it… which means they are learning. I don't think they teach kids to stand up for themselves anymore… shame.
Pfft.. EVERYONE plays minecraft! Obviously the teacher thought the student's horrid drawing insulted the game.
Maybe the answer would have been correct if he posted how to make the crafting table too. :P
Now just wait until the teacher asks about the process of hat making.
/give player 46 1
You mean that's not how doors are made? That's another mystical thing the internet has ruined for. What's next? You guys gonna tell me that Mountain Dew ISN'T the blood of slain Jotun distilled into a drinkable form by the Norse Gods themselves?
Wait, wait, wait. If the teacher doesn't understand how to craft in Minecraft, where did the paper come from that the question was printed on? That stuff doesn't spawn naturally, you need to craft it from sugar cane. I think that teacher is hiding something.
Actually I think he got it wrong because it said DESCRIBE how, not SHOW how.
At first, I didn't know what the drawing was either. Then I realized it was Minecraft because of this: <img src="http://3.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/64/11/949221a99401bca404bba8d1e2b94892.jpg">
The rest is at http://www.dorkly.com
More accurately…
http://www.dorkly.com/article/24359/office-minecr…
Anyway, I nearly wouldn't have gotten the joke if not for that. I play Terraria so…it's waaaaay different.
Now you're thinking with Minecraft.
But you should probably stop thinking that way.
This reminds me of the Xkcd comic about math and raptors.
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Bah, that teacher probably plays Terraria, that's why.
People need a more open mind.
Doesn't sound like a challenge to begin with, but that's the stigma of video games of course
It isn't really a sacrifice if it's in bonus round.
His teacher must have thought him a real *blockhead*. That poor student must have felt *picked* on and his mine-craft related answer *dug* him deeper into trouble. Later the teachers kid got the teacher hooked on minecraft, boy did he feel *sheepish* after that. The next day the teacher went to apologize but the kid came to school strapped down with a bomb and smeared in green paint.
this entire scenario is *Hisssssterical*
Am I the only one who noticed the quote from Billy Madison in the description?
"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
I think this is about as simple as door making gets.
Minecraft logic will not gaurantee you with 100% grade.
I need to be a teacher just to get answers like this on my tests.
I know that feel bro…they kicked me out of med school when I marked cooked porkchops as the cure for anything.
Should have answered Golden Apples.
Pfff. I use alchemy to create doors in walls.
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Makes sense to me! I'd tell her to say "Don't you know punching trees gives me wood?"
What are you talking about? The teacher is right, you can't make a door with gray wool, you need planks, PLANKS!
I don't see the problem. All the math checks out.
Itsnthe correct anwer but u didnt write how u get a 3x3 grid(crafting tablw)