Well, the title delivers what it promises! However I still prefer opening the door, getting on the floor and walking the dinosaur.
By JoshuaMutter, submitted by :Lucky:
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 3, 2011 · 2:40 PM |
Categories: Deus Ex, Eidos, Lords of the Dance, Musical, Off Duty, PC, Playstation, Square Enix, Video Clips, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 59 Comments |
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1:18 best part.
We can hack if we want to, we can leave our weapons behind, cause our weps don't hack and if they don't hack than they ain't no tools of mine!
I suppose that's a good use to all of that time spent in cover. Of course you could always shoot the enemies…
It's only safe to dance when behind cover. Do not dance in an attempt to dodge bullets. You are not Neo. But you can smell like Neo if you use old spice.
Bass Augs. I put them in my chest.
Call me Soundwave.
While do all dance moves in the future look so awkward and half-arsed?
Dystopian in more ways than one…
A trailer for the new Dance Ex Series
at 2:23 " SWEET NOW I'M BRUNO MARS!"
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Geddit?… because grenade?
All he needs is an orange traffic cone on his head to complete the 80's-ness!
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He's doing it wrong.
This video raises an important philosophical question, "Is it truly safe to dance?"
My bet is on yes
he never asked for this…
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2:21 is almost like someone trying to throw a tomato at the guy to get off the stage. (I wasn't sure what it was) I died laughing at that and the Hazmat guy.
We can Aug if we want to! We can leave your limbs behind! Cuz your limbs aren't auged and if they're not auged then they're, no limbs of mine!
"Y’know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was."
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His dancing is worse than Commander Shepard's.
All I could think of as I saw that was how beautiful the animation was there. Wow.
You could say Jensen started a revolution of humans who danced! xD
Better yet? You could say Jensen started a Human Revolution of dancing! XD
Adam Jensens don't ask for augmentations…
…BUT
THEY
CAN
DANCE!
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I did the same thing! It made those muggers get so confused they shot themselves. True story!
He's just glad because his weapons brought quickscoping to TF2.
I think i missed the "Dance" augmentation.
Is it sad that I was doing, this before I even knew it was a dance?
I want this game now
I just realized that a previous submission has shown that Adam Jensen has two potential roles in the safety dance music video (the real one). SOMEONE GET ON THIS! I will pour tonic water into my empty Nuka-Cola Quantum bottle and stick it next to a UV disinfecting unit for a photo of "real Quantum" if someone can get this done.
EDIT: Tonic Water glows blue under UV (not blacklight) and or certain types of radiation.
Needs some dancing ELECTRONIC OLD MEN, RUNNING THE WORLD.
Deus Ex: Human Revolution? More like Dance Dance Revolution.
I agree with Shawn. Needs moar Dinosaurs. :I
Tactical Pun Inbound.
So it was a Deus Ex Machinima? :O (Get it? One of the Deus Ex games was called Machina.)
Jensen was never the same after the augmentations…