That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Did this one myself, and actually the image came out better than I expected… if any of you want to make your own “Most Interesting Plumber” pic’s here’s a blank template!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 23, 2011 · 4:08 AM |
Categories: Chillaxin', Disguises, Drugs & Alcohol, Gentlemen, Mario Kart, Nintendo, Off Duty, Photo Op, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros, TV Shows · Leave a comment () 72 Comments |
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I don't even play Mario Kart…
But when I do..
I may understand this joke.
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That's nothing. Try getting blue shelled, then red shelled, then banana peeled after getting knocked around for a little bit inches before the finish line.
Well my friend here begs to differ…
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I don't always play sports…
…but when I do, I make princesses wear short skirts.
You forgot to mention that the blue shell sent you careening towards a banana which sent you off a cliff… I feel like the game plans these things
GET BLUE SHELL'D
*SUCCESS BABY*
AVOID BANANA CLUSTER
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I don't always win online at Mario Kart.
But when I do, it disconnects and loses me around 300 points.
I don't always fall asleep on the job…..
…but when I do, I dream about lasagna.
Blue shelled, Star'd Bullet bill'd TWICE then T-bolt in midair into lava pit =1st->12th
I know because this happened to me the other day ;~;
That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
You have no idea how many races I lost thanks to that.
"I don't always look angry…
but when I do,
My mustache still looks like a smile."
That's why I avoid Mario Kart. It's not just a racing game (which I never enjoy), it's a racing game where you can fuck people over.
By the way, what's that red thing in this image? It looks a bit like Luigi…
I don't always use warp pipes
But when I do, I use warp pipe World 0
I don't always rage-quit at Mario Kart WII, but when i do, it's one of those guys who use the motorcycle person and be a dick on a gamecube map.
That or someone waits to use a lightning bolt right before I hit a big ramp jump!
Reading Shawn's comment again, I remembered something.
Look out for any fake item boxes, banana peels, and sheels on the big ramp if anyone is willing to race me.
These tricks work wonder.
I don't always get hit by a green shell. But when I do, I'm the one who launched it.
Story. Of. My. Fucking. Life.
Blue Shells = Mario Kart's Raeg Inducer
Ask before you make this if its good to you, but heres one i thought of:
“I dont always save the princess”
“But when i do, its after murdering hundreds of giant turtles”