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ASTUTE SUIT RIOT

I had no idea the HEV suit knew so much about me! It even knows my darkest secrets.
Suit, you know too much… you’re gonna have to die. Now how do I make it look like an accident?
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ASTUTE SUIT RIOT



Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2011 · 3:09 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (167 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Half-Life, Obnoxious, Robots, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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40 Responses to “ASTUTE SUIT RIOT”

  1. VyseRogueKing on August 16th, 2011 3:14 pm

    Why did no one feel the need to tell me that such a magnificent thing exists?

  2. TheInsaneWombat on August 16th, 2011 3:17 pm

    User Toilet Accuracy: 3%

    Wow…. I…. I suck…. T.T

  3. KungFuDeli on August 16th, 2011 3:17 pm

    Careful Floss, eventually the A.I. of the suit will become self aware, attached, and grow jealous of Alyx.

  4. Sid_Diddly on August 16th, 2011 3:18 pm

    Yeah but I hear it's voice is the same as Space-cores so it kind of kills the mood.

  5. Acrazymonke on August 16th, 2011 3:53 pm

    WHY WAS THIS GLORIOUS THING NOT BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION

  6. HughbertEsq on August 16th, 2011 4:16 pm

    Errrrr, I'd rather not have the suit thanks, I'll just stick with the " one-weapon-per-eyeball" and "Internal-organ-healing-chest-high-wall" game interface

  7. Bobomberman on August 16th, 2011 4:21 pm

    *Good looking girl walks by*
    HEV Suit: Massive erection detected
    Freeman: …

  8. darkdan1100 on August 16th, 2011 4:45 pm

    Great, now we have to think about half clothing half human things running around… Least they can never be naked.

  9. Marzen on August 16th, 2011 4:54 pm

    Wow, if I had a buck for every time something said that to me

    I'd owe a few hundred.

  10. Wetmang on August 16th, 2011 5:15 pm

    HEV suit feels so good
    HEV suit want you rong time
    Shit in HEV suit
    Shit in it
    HEV suit is a bad body armor
    Spank HEV suit cus it's a baaaad armor
    Now bring in the headcrab…

  11. Ovahdrive on August 16th, 2011 5:27 pm

    I get the same sort of conversations out of my toaster. I think its broken.

  12. Vabolo on August 16th, 2011 5:56 pm

    So that's what GlaDOS does in her spare time.

  13. Redzeroine on August 16th, 2011 6:14 pm

    I think Half-Life 3 will be about how the suit tries to re-win Freeman's love while Alyx slowly moves in to replace it. If you known what I'm saying

  14. PortalMan118 on August 16th, 2011 6:18 pm

    wait…what else does the HEV suit do?

    *Sets recording for My little Pony*

    THIS THING IS AWESOME!

  15. CriticalQuit on August 16th, 2011 7:49 pm

    The Hazardous EnVironment suit will never threaten to harass you, and in fact, cannot think.

  16. CakeBard on August 16th, 2011 8:27 pm

    …but if he … did it with the suit… wouldn't that be masturbation?

  17. Ice_Cold_Water on August 16th, 2011 9:34 pm

    <img src=http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0001/2660/products/ts_readingskill_pd_1_medium.gif?100001>

  18. Doctor Rover on August 17th, 2011 9:40 am

    How to make it look like an accident…

    Sharting might cut off the circuitry.

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