I… uhh… yeah. Eww.
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Sticky Situations

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 20, 2011 · 7:48 AM

(222 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)

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Adult Situations, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Disturbing, Portal, Robots, Sequential Art, Valve Software

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Not_anon on July 20th, 2011 7:55 am

Wheatley please, Contain your orgasm.
razorman715 on July 20th, 2011 7:56 am

Thank you for poting this shawn. You have forever ruined another one of my favorite charcaters by doing this.

I need to take a shower now.
Navy_Pheonix on July 20th, 2011 8:02 am

But when I do test?

Man alive, it feels good!
EddRazzell on July 20th, 2011 8:20 am

Rule 34
NO EXCEPTIONS
Gamage on July 20th, 2011 8:25 am

Wait when he tries to kill you don't you get it all over you…. OH GOD.
Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am

Chell is disappointed with Wheatley's performance…
_XD on July 20th, 2011 8:31 am

I don't get it.
:(
Skrist on July 20th, 2011 8:37 am

It'll take a lot of fireworks to clean that place up.
ChemicalKirby on July 20th, 2011 9:05 am

He doesn't seem so happy when you use white gel to send him to space.

inb4spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace
Uzumakiclan43 on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am

Wheatley might want to get that checked out. What specifically, I have no idea and even less interest to to find out…
redroverone on July 20th, 2011 9:09 am

But…but…it comes in THREE COLORS….

Oh Gods…my mind….
Bobomberman on July 20th, 2011 9:16 am

Does this mean Chell is pregnant? If so I will partake in NONE OF THIS!
Damocles on July 20th, 2011 9:45 am

Premature test completion
CriticalQuit on July 20th, 2011 9:56 am

Wheatley needs to stop watching test chamber porn.
madhatter0082 on July 20th, 2011 10:01 am

His tests might not be very big or last very long, but in regards to how long it takes to get the next one up: LEGENDARY.
Marzen on July 20th, 2011 10:03 am

Yep, sounds like another Wednesday to me at Aperture.
Darth_Destro on July 20th, 2011 10:28 am

*walks into Halolz, sees latest post*

0_o
Lord_Science on July 20th, 2011 11:00 am

Or maybe the whole thing is just one big software simulation inside of GLaDOS.

It was all just a dream….
Red_Zero on July 20th, 2011 11:07 am

Uhhh… Poor Chell, having to hear how cores have sexual pleasure while she is a forever alone
VT_Juju_Man on July 20th, 2011 11:27 am

Guess what, wheatley's sperm is pure poison, and I am deathly ill
HughbertEsq on July 20th, 2011 12:37 pm

Oh you Dirty Core!
Doctor Rover on July 20th, 2011 1:33 pm

rel="nofollow">We all know how productive Wheatley is.
TomQuoVadis on July 20th, 2011 1:34 pm

I can only think of one thing to say in response to this.

WHY?
MasterLuigi452 on July 20th, 2011 1:50 pm

MFW
<img src="http://myfacewhen.com/i/440.jpg">
Jimmy on July 20th, 2011 2:59 pm

There's SCIENCE…in my pants!!!
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/vsrecommendedgames/images/b/bf/I_jizz_in_my_pants_by_HOLIMOUNT.jpg" width="200" length="200">
Dr.Panda on July 20th, 2011 3:13 pm

Chell needs an adult?
Gary_Blue on July 20th, 2011 3:16 pm

So when GlaDOS says she wants to test forever…

I should be pleased?
Artakha on July 20th, 2011 8:28 pm

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v254/Hiyama/Snake-OMG.png" border="0">
penguindude42 on July 20th, 2011 8:52 pm

ALTERNATE TITLE:
Wheatley's Hot Sticky Fluids
Zyquux on July 20th, 2011 10:47 pm

Oh look at this screenshot I made three months ago.

EDIT: Forgot this: /oldjoke
PortalMan118 on July 22nd, 2011 12:35 am

I am proud of us as a race that it took as long as it did for a sexual portal joke.

HUMANITY: WE ARE IMPROVING!!
cap0man on July 25th, 2011 12:36 am

Sigh, seriously? Why is it that so many must ruin all good thing.
Tacogod225 on July 25th, 2011 9:07 pm

Put a portal there….and there. Now walk through that one and -- wait! Go back! Now go forward! Back again! OH YES! That was orgasmically satisfying!