If I knew you could hack Pokemon by just lying to your starter I never would have wasted all that time walking up and down the beach at Cinnibar!
By Katta93
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 15, 2011 · 8:46 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Haxorz, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 221 Comments |
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Later Professor Oak came by and revoked Ash's training license for riding his bike indoors.
Bulbasaur: I THOUGHT it was weird that he got the badge when I'm his only Pokemon…
I don't need a badge to use Flash!
WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED OH GOD
Cut trees, get Mews. People are going to have fun with this new Pokemon's Urban Legend of Zelda, hehe…..
…oh yeah, almost forgot about our incoming guest.
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I wish I had known this years ago. Then I could have made Missingno. my bitch.
Hax! You can now have 7 Pokemon on your team, congratulations!
… I don't understand
"I just got the Zephyr Badge!"
But Ash this is Kanto…
Who needs badges? *TRAINER uses Weed Whacker! It's super effective! Bulbasaur has been reduced to grass clippings!*
Silly Halolz, Pokemon don't talk
I tried to haxxor Pokemon once.
I thought I could handle it.
….I lost everything.
I always hated getting something the legit way. Just to go to my friends house to see they already have seven of them.
Meh, who needs to use cut outside battle when you can use this SUPER EFFECTIVE tool.
Mews huh?
Missingno huh?
Yeah, have fun now.
Just wait until you turn off you game and your save file be corrupt, hackers…
Y'know… if all the Pokémon were to disappear in their world… how would everyone react….?
Trainer #1: "FUCK, WHERE DID ALL THE POKEMON GO? I NEED TO SHOVE SOME ROCKS!!"
Trainer #2: "Y'know… we do have bulldozers…. just… like… sitting there…."
Trainer #1: "WHAT'S A BULLDOZER? IS THAT A POKEMON?"
Trainer #2: "It's a machine. It would be helpful in your rock-pushing endeavors…"
Trainer #1: "FUCK THAT. I FEEL USELESS WITHOUT MY MACHOP."
Trainer #2: "…."
oh, and it's not like you can use any non HM moves out of battle… GOD FORBID I use water gun instead of a stupid looking watering can…
With the right Java script and card swipe, hacking is actually pretty easy when using Digimon.
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mmhmm
Bulbasaur should've know better.
Everyone with Bulbasaur uses Bulbasaur to beat Misty.
Bulbasaur: Bulba, bulba bulba!
Trainer: I'm sorry Bulbasaur, we need a badge in order to cut through that tre--
Bulbasaur: FUCK BADGES
*Bulbasaur solarbeams the tree*
you were walking up the beach on cinnibar? no wonder you wasted your time your supposed to use surf on the right side
Yea, Pokemon Hax! Now I can get Missin-!@#$%^&*#HYF$#*F
-File Corrupted-
FUCK!
WE NEEDS NO POKEMON TO CATCH POKEMON!!!!
ALL YOU NEED IS THE HAXXXXXX!!!!!!
Yo DAWG, I herd U liek Gym BAdges, so I put a gym badge in yo gym badge so you can cut when you cut.
That is quite possibly some of the worst art ever.
But who cares it has HAX
See, this doesn't apply to me because I can fly over everything on a Spearow.
Problem, logic?
I was in the john. Am I too late for the free Mews?
*hipster glasses*
I simply spent all my monies on Master Balls before Hax
Who cuts trees when you can walk straight through them?
Ash looks like he's been at the SilverPowder a little too much. Someone get him some Protein and some Calcium.
Don't go around small tree, cut it down.
Burn the small tree down with your fire starter? Nope. Cut it.
Spray sudowoodo with water from your water starter? Nope, use squirt bottle.
Use Dive, you can now breathe underwater.
Use rain dance underwater for underwater rain. Feel free to throw a fire blast in there too.
Fly….enough said.
Battle with giant fire-breathing, laser shooting monsters indoors constantly, risking damage to property and destruction of innocent lives. But oh for the love of god DON'T ride your bike indoors. That would be dangerous.
Got bored of space, decided to rant about pokemon.
In before Creeperno
Turn Wailmer 90 degrees, tell it to surf down. Dive before you're supposed to. Pull Jirachi from cracks in reality. Profit.
Problem Elm?
Oh I get it, Bulbasaur HACKED down the tree.
That's the joke right?
Ah Christ -1 Troll…
It's funny because just yesterday I found a copy of Pokemon Platnium on the ground. and it was indeed hacked >>
I'm I too late for the party? In that case…
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I'll just leave this here.
I love looking at the 'lol' style art.
Obligatory "Don't believe in Red, believe in the hacked Pokemon that belive in me!"
(Sorry, best I could come up with after going under a major back surgery and having 2 days of no internet access)
I call the hax on this one, shit, now every pokemon cartridge will be like playing Counter Strike!
YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you are such a genius, hack a fifth attack in a pokemon…
so wait, how does a bulbasaur cut trees?
Alas, this may be unrelated, but I've noticed a lack of Wolf and Falcon based submissions lately. Are they just going out of style? Have we uncovered them all? O_O