Just a typical first experience playing Minecraft!
By Sam Green Media, submitted by spplmj
Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 14, 2011 · 10:07 PM |
Categories: Animated, Cutesy Wutesy, Explosives, Extreme CloseUp, Minecraft, Obnoxious, PC, Rage Enducing, Rockin' Out, Secret Items, Video Clips, Wild Animals, Zombies · Leave a comment () 73 Comments |
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… why must everything I love explode?
BUILDING BLOCKS!
The prolouge to minecraft!
<img src="http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/491/screenshot20110614at920.png">
Was any body else bothered by the Grass sound when the guy lands on Stone in the first video?
I need a "Party Hard" creeper gif immediately!
If a skeleton came up to me and started talking, I would either:
A) Run in terror and scream like a little girl
B) Try to fight it
C) Curl up in the fetal position and cry for mommy
D) Kiss my ass goodbye
Not necessarily in that preferred order.
It's like Egoraptor, only this was kind of disappointing.
"I don't want to play building blocks with my cousin! I have way better…important..things to do.."
"Alright, time to check out Minecraft"
That part gets me every time.
This is EVERYONE'S initial thought of Minecraft.
so…..were just give newgrounds the middle finger now?
you may now kiss the *explosion*
We here at Team Halolz do not condone child violence…
We do, however, find it hilarious.
RELEVANT.
<img src="http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo86/wisdombook/Creepernope.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">
Seriously, I want to beat every person that uses the “What the Fu *BOOOOM*” to death with llama testicles.
Why llama testicles? Why not llama testicles.
then i must never sleep!
I'm surprised he didn't freak out when he saw the exploding green penises.
And when you've just got your leather armor, stone sword and bow, and learned to watch your back like you were playing TF2.
When you've mastered your survival skills enough to laugh while you deal with creepers in close quartes combat and dodge every skeleton arrow…It's not enough: you will just fall into lava while you try to get that diamond.
creeper is bed room intruder
I just believe we need this
<img src="http://zomgcookies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bitch-please.jpg">
Creepers….1:24.
Don't take their name literally.
Creeper with a rape face.
And this will never happen once shawn gets admin mods for halolz minecraft server
And by "watches" you mean "stare blankly at without pupils", and by "sleep" you mean "cry in a corner".
…and masturbate?
Note to those about to play catch close to lava.DONT.the item will magicly fly into it even if you did not throw it in its direction.In which a random monster will appear and take your 1-ups and blow up in your face.even if they are not creepers.
They're from Doofenssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssmirtz Evil Incorporated~ rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Can't sleep; Creepers will rape me.