Colonel, sensors indicate a breakfast pastry feline traveling at the speed of rainbow has entered our perimeter!
Ensign, set phasers to “YUM.”
By Matt Hunter
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2011 · 7:07 PM
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Categories: Aerial Maneuvers, Bungie, Cray-Z Crossovers, Cutesy Wutesy, Halo, LOLCATS, Microsoft, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (141 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
I shall take away the right for someone to post First! with this counterproductive post!
They say the only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is 400 straight hours of Nyan Cat.
Either Nyan Cat's on his way to wage a battle of epic proportions with the Space Core (in space!), or he's come to SAVE Reach! NC would never fight for the Covenant!
Has anyone ever told you that shooting stars were simply meteors that were burning up in the earth's atmosphere?
They lied.
That rainbow is actually highly volatile space radiation.
Halo in my Halolz?
*head asplode*
The Marines and Spartans, they see an incoming meme missile with no way out.
The Covenant, in a TOTALLY original take on the Trojan Horse see this:
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/pacman.jpg">
Meow That's What I Call Music Volume: Ten
Meow with even more of your hit favorites like Tac Nayn, We Lost Our Mittens Again by The Three Little Kittens, and many more!!! Order now!!!
We need to fuse a panda with some kinda delicious treat….
Don't worry Colonel Holland. We have our secret weapon…
<img src="http://media1.gameinformer.com/imagefeed/featured/microsoft/halo/haloreach/colbert/justice.jpg" alt="" width="640" height="360" />
Awwww shit! You know you're screwed when your enemy calls THAT for support.
Set phasers to "yum"? It is clearly supposed to be set phasers to "nyan"?
Wow. Comments count is in the range of 20s and no Rainbow Dash related joke mixed with the SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE meme…
must be a new record for us as far as I'm concerned.
Poptart cat in space hoping to paint the Halo in rainbows to make everyone a bit more fruity in space.
Though this is only in theory.
… TOASTY!
I made an account to say what no one said
yo dawg, I know you like halo, so we put a halo in your halolz, so you can laugh wile you… OH MY GOD IS A CAT, DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!!!!!
On a totally "related" note: A man in my town was flying an airplane and attempted to do a barrel roll yesterday. He was too low to the ground to recover and crashed. He is in the hospital with minor injuries. Lesson of the day: Leave the flying to the professionals. Especially when it involves legit barrel rolls (not the kind in Starfox: assault)
Proof: http://www.bclocalnews.com/news/123188753.html
Wasn't that on topic? :)
I think Tobuscus would have trouble dodging the space rainbows
chuck norris heard the end of nyan cat's song
Little known fact:
Nyan cat eventually made his way to the first halo ring and was responsible for unleashing the flood by smashing into the containment facility at the speed of rainbows. Once the flood had a taste of poptarts, they were determined to find the mother planet of all the creamy pastries… Earth
We can't repel flavor of that magnitude!
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuiaqvFlIM1qzyi…
The Sonic Rainboom, the best way to travel.
Soldier: Ma'am, cuteness rupture off the target's bow! It's going to nyan, inside the city!
We will use or best weaponry to fight it
<img src="http://images.cryhavok.org/d/1581-3/LOLdog+-+Pew+Pew+Pew.jpg">
awwww yah
Catch it and make it into another incredibly boring energy weapon!
Wonder if that ship is faster than this… rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
ill just leave this heat seeking missle here…
do what u please with it guys…
*walks away*
Taste the rainbow.
nyan cat is epic. nuff said.
Space core here. The Space core thinks that it's brother cores the Adventure core and Fact cores also need an account. Hop to it Earthlings.
You will receive sixty space dollars for your compliance.
Hmm.. better BITE trough this, amirite?
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I thought that they were canadian to begin with
"Slipspace rupture detected." "It's too swee-AAAAH!"
it's natural state will not go bad -- ever. If your honey crystallizes (hardens) simply put it in the oven with the light on overnight or soak the container in warm water (not hot water, as that will kill all the good bacteria) for a few hours. And like Quilt Fairy says, NEVER give honey to infants under one year old.