Normally I’m skeptical about new weapon designs for TF2… but in this case I have to say MAKE IT! MAKE IT NOW!
Cave Johnson. We’re done here!
By forte-girl7, can’t remember who sent this in!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 4, 2011 · 5:10 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Portal, Tasty Treats, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software · Leave a comment () 96 Comments |
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I'm not entirely sure this would be how Cave Johnson would design this. It seems a little too…. practical. That is unless it costs $400,000 to fire the lemons for 12 seconds. Then that seems more up Cave's alley.
Someone needs to make this a Flare gun skin NOW!
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Put this in portal 3 instead of the portal gun. XD
This is what i hear in my mind: yes, Yes, YES!
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Relevant.
I just came……………………………………. down to halolz and checked out this awsome post!
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*than
You know, I could have a real PARTY with this thing.
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AND THEN FLUTTERSHY
"B-b-but I asked you not to.. to *whimper*"
Heavy: "CRY SOME MOAR!"
Futtershy: *THE STARE*
Heavy:o_o
What makes me a good Lemoman?
When life gives you lemons…….
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I don't want your damn lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who's going to burn your base down………WITH THE LEMONS!
^First post in a long while and THIS is all I can come up with. I replaced one word -sits in corner-
The only thing missing is a lemon hat.
take the lemons, grind'em up with some moon rocks, make a gel out of it! call it ignition gel, torches anything it touches. remember napalm? its like that but it leaves the sweet taste of vengeance behind.
cave johnson, we're done here
Our lemons will blot out the sun!
That's not a lemon that's a orange…. we sell them too
PYRO EEZ CAVE!
Hello, this is Life. While the Lemon Launcher, which I have called LL for the sake of convience, Has the lemons on the chart. I do understand that those aren't included, but…
WHY AREN'T THEY MY LEMONS?! I PAYED DAMN GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE LEMONS, AND YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE ME CREDIT! You know what… I give up. Cave, Burn down my house. I dare you.
And the best part?
Once you're out of ammo, you can still use it as a club!
Somebody make this a skin for the Demoman's grenade launcher.
In the words of The Arbiter from Unforgotten Realms, "LEMON GRENADE!"
I had some schematics for a combustible lemon….
It was sort of 50% lemon 50% molotov cocktail and 50% hand grenade
It would have looked like this:
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I'm beginning to think Cave must have sponsored my company's founders until they were able to take off the ground. It would certainly explain why I have a crate of these labeled "Shower Curtain Cleaners" in storage.
Thankfully, we've at least learned not to build with asbestos… for the executive offices.
How do you like them … lemons?
Demoman is now testing for Aperture Science
Guess who has combustible lemons in their D&D game now!
All I need is a reason to flip out and use them.
We shall burn their houses down! WITH SCIENCE LEMONS!!
I LOL'd
Everyone quick, spam the image to Gabe's email account! Worst case scenario he'll find a way to troll his customers more.
Looks like this gun is so sweet…..
*SHADES*
…..it's sour.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now we need SPACE LEMONS!
I want this gun. I want this gun, now.
Space? SPACE! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
THIS NEEDS TO BE A FUCKING WEAPON.
NAO.
EVIL.
EVERY
VILLAIN
IS
LEMONS
If valve had thought this through, there would have been a lemon gun in TF2 a loooong time ago.
This is the most amazing gun ever. I'll take 50 of them.
I smell DLC…..and fire….
HOLY SH*T!!! I just remembered on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee joked about valve making a “tube that shot lemons”.