“I’m Commander Shawn, and this is my favorite post on the Halolzdel.”
Now where’s my shop discount dammit!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 22, 2011 · 11:55 PM
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Categories: BioWare, Electronic Arts, Fashion Faux Pas, Mass Effect, PC, Playstation, Serious Business, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (72 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
"Hi, im Commander Sheephead and Level up studios is the best store on the internet!."
Now… about that star fox mug…
…You sold yourself out, didn't you?
Who says every store can't be your favorite store?
Hi, I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite post on the Halolz
I just know this is gonna bite Shepard in the ass in ME3.
http://www.nerfnow.com/comic/246/
Relevant.
Hi, im TCC and ________ is the best _________ on the __________!
I also would have accepted: "blank?" "BLANK?!" YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!
Post one motivational meme
Post every motivational meme on the internet
It is a bit narcissistic to walk in and out of a store just to hear your own voice…
Be careful who you endorse, there could be drastic implications for Mass Effect 3!!!
So, whats that orange thing on Shepard's head?
April already? But what about March?! When will we have a day dedicated entirely to getting drunk?
the words "commander", "store", and "citadel" have lost all meaning to me now
<img src="http://www.hwdyk.com/q/images/treehouseofhorror5_05.jpg" alt="" width="320" height="240" />
Urge to kill shawn… rising!
I've been wondering about this for quite a while now…
But what's stopping the other store in the Citadel from just recording Shepard's voice from another store that Shepard advertised?
You following this camera guy?
I have returned from my long time of not giving a shit!
*logs in to Halolz*
Okay…let's see what's new.
*sees Scumbag Shepard post*
……This is gonna be the new Courage Kratos……
Everyone, prepare your rage in three…two…one…
Well, if you don't like to endorse them, threaten them with the Renegade option. Simple.
Also, why exactly are they talking about endorsing stores on the citadel in the cockpit?
I am still waiting for a pun centered submission of Father Shepard's influence on daily worship ceremonies. Seriously, how has that opportunity been missed?
"THIS PRODUCT IS A PRODUCT I ENDORSE.
…ON MY HAT."
-Strong Bad
00-Hanson???
Alec the Pedophile: "For America, Chris?"
00-Hanson: 'No Alec… for the children"
wait a tic…
*rereads above dialogue*
I think I just ruined GoldenEye (for the whole world)
*hangs head in shame*
This shouldn't be a surprise to anybody.
<img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2010/04/500x_doritos.jpg" img="">
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/halolz-dot-com-metalgearsolid-peacewalker-ingameadvertising.jpg" img="">
Snake has been a corporate sellout FAR longer than Shepard.
Hey shawn I thought this week was dedicated to Super Meat Boy, and you post a Mass Effect pic that is failing.
Just saying…
WHOA!!!
He isnt even on the citadel, hes in the cockpit of the Normandy!
Wrong picture is wrong!
Why does everybody want to play led zeplin?