Why spend all day punching flashing question mark blocks hoping for a magic mushroom when you can get that power-up right away by making it yourself!
By KnuckleSamich
Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 7, 2010 · 8:32 AM |
Categories: Nintendo, Photo Op, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros, Under Construction · Leave a comment () 44 Comments |
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Sadly, the paint actually makes the energy drink tastier.
You may also take the other half of the styrofoam sphere and put it at the top of a bottle of cyanide. INSTANT POISON MUSHROOM!
Just make sure to draw the angry eyebrows on it before you forget which is which.
And ive been saving princess's like some chump when i could of just made one of these
…and it really, really works!
But…but… Super Shrooms make you bigger, not faster!
Peach: "Well for God's sake, get him a shroom, then!"
I don't always use video game power ups, but when I do, I prefer mana potion.
<img src="http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/mana_energy_potion_sixpack.jpg">
Stay thirsty my friends.
So how do I make a Fire Flower?
The only problem is that Five-Hour Energy tastes like poo, not mushrooms.
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK FOR PLUMBERS!
PLUMBERGY!!
If that mushroom lasts 5 hours, then how long 1-UP Mushroom will take??
If only the real mushrooms lasted 5 hours, that'd be way more predictable than going away when one gets hurt.
Warning: eating this mushroom will get you high, however, you will only live long enough for it to wreck your stomach and vomit up your lungs.
I don't know about you, but I make my artificial mushrooms using Atomic Punch.
Yo dawg, I heard you like power-ups. So I took a power-up and made it look like another power-up so you can get even more powered-up.
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