I’ve always felt the Terran’s early warning system leaves something to be desired.
Also something comes out today… I can’t remember what. Definitely something.
Oh right STARCRAFT II! I’ve only been waiting 11 years for that!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 27, 2010 · 12:51 PM
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Cool guys don't look at explosions.
They build pylons, then they walk away.
They probably have a blind and deaf guy running the early warning systems.
And that Marine just crapped his pants. Wanna know why?
That nuclear launch was the result of a Falcon Punch.
*GRAMMAR HAMMER*
Nukular* (as heard from the new terran ghost)
Everyone's been waiting for this game… but I bet it'll be about two days before people are already fed up with a number of cheap strategies.
Alas my fellow Halolzians
I have failed you, My computer lacks the power to play a game as great as Starcraft 3… So now, heartbroken… I will ride recklessly into the night and up Dead Man's Curve.
Good-bye, Halolz.. I love you.
!Slay Everyone
Fuck the fact that I have no money.
Fuck that fact RIGHT up the ass.
Reminds me of a comic strip I read on Sunday in which a kid says "I've been waiting for this game for 11 years!" Then his mom says "You're only ten years old."
Tell my wife I love he- *BOOM*
This is actually a result of a marine taking one too many stim packs.
Well, lets's hope SC2 will have done the same as LoZ OoT. Then it's be so good, anyone who plays it will be glued to the keyboard to a week.
So Shawn…
Starcraft 2 Group yet?
And thus projects were late, updates were pushed back, careers destroyed and families shred apart.
Starcraft 2 is here!
I am so drawing a kitteh in a Marine suit.
Also, Blizzard had to do it; they put two free trials for WoW in the SC2 boxes.
CRITICAL HIT!
Well, shoot. I've never played Starcraft… It appears as if my streak of unfunny comments must continue…
Ahhh yeah… that's the stuff!
Starcraft II? ABOUT TIME!!!
*opens wallet and a moth flies out*
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Meh, who cares about SC2, it doesn't have hats.
So what is the likelihood of someone who's only income is birthday money, random jobs for neighbours and searching under couch cushions able to buy a computer good enough for this absolutely amazing game? Why didn't I save up 11 years ago? DOH! I like consoles because they don't need to be replaced and are cheaper. Now all i need is an xbox version of the game that uses a keyboard and mouse to play…
Guys?
I think there is -1 troll here…
OH CRAP IN A BUCKET, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABO--[boom]
*Wrangler shields everyone from nuclear explosion*
Engie: Nope.
Although you can't see it in the picture, that explosion is made up of millions of zergs.
Stimz here? it's more likely than i think.
2 FREE TRIALS ON MOTORCYCLES!
MUTANY Detected
FALCON NUKE!!!!!!