Now that’s what I call a side quest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2010 · 11:19 AM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Kingdom Hearts, Motivational, Off Duty, Playstation, Square Enix · Leave a comment (218 Comments) |
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Looks like he finally got the key that will open THIS chest.
Oh sweet, an adventure!, I love adventures, questing, slay-
…oh, it's about sex, pfft, thats stupid
It's funny because he has the voice of a 9 year old! and that girl is like 16 with the body of a 9 year old as well! Oh ho ho. There is no such thing as big breast in Kingdom hearts! (Note: In the game her legs are pretty wide open during a cutscene with here sitting on that bed)
Sora clearly got TOO adventurous, as Yuffie doesn't seem to have her leg brace, uh, thing yet.
OBJECTION!
This submission couldn't possibly be funny, for it is breaks the laws of Halolz. I refer you to article A, pulled from the "Rules of Halolz" page.
19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
20.- Motivationals are good when they don't repeat what the pic says!
As my closing argument, Mentlegen, this submission trashes our holy laws, and MUST be put to death the form most befitting of the Internet.
*sip*
I can think of about 50 things that can go wrong here.
Anyone up for some dungeon crawling?
Well! Well…. Uh…. Actually, I have nothing funny to say about this. It's just sort of disturbing…
It's dengerous to go alone, use this condom!
Now we know that Yuffie is a pedofile.
AAAAAAGH WHOSE SHADOW IS THAT
I would try to think of something witty to say, but only one thing comes to mind: Lucky bastard.
*Flapjack voice* ADVENTURE!!
Wait…
Nevermind, their both Minors.
And that Shadow is Pedobear.
He's going to wake up with his inventory stolen if he goes through with it.
For this adventure we will go to a cave and slay a dragon.
Yuffie: Hey big boy, mind if I fondle your materia balls?
Sora: :D
*Takes materia and ninja vanishes*
Sora: :D…………. STUPID STUPID STUPID!
/yuffie troll face
i guess soras gunna show her his keyblade
Sora is 14 when he meets her, she's 16. No problem right?
Wrong, Sora was just confused by her boyish looks. He bats for the other team so hard he could be the damn mascot.
Press O to ride.
Yes, an adventure, now pull out your keyblade.
…No, your other one.
…NO, your "other" one.
…This is gonna take a while…
Son, I am disappoint.
Too old, to begin the training!
Silly Halolzers. Disney is a portion of this game. That means Sora and Yuffie can not has their secksy tiems.
Ever.
O.O
O.o
-.-
Well, Another game ruined for me.
ADVENTURE TIME!
Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!!!"
Me: "Flapjack, TITS or GTFO!!!"
Falpjack: (TT^TT)
Me: "Your show sucks BTW. Toonami broadcasts or GTFO!!!"
I'm pretty sure the shadow is a cloaked spy, as can be seen by the cigarette sticking out.
Sora's greatist adventure…
Yet.
Lets hope sora doesnt encounter the Silly Tree Dolphin heartless on his "Adventire"
*gigglesnort*
Rule 34 in Halolz?
Ill wait until KH2, then she is legal!
err…
If ninjas are quick, then would that mean Yuffie wouldn't last long (if you know what I mean, and I know you do!)?
Kingdom Tarts: Carnal Memories.
Coming Soon.
*Cloud walks in*
…Nope
well..there goes my favorite games >.<
Riku: I don't believe you, There's no way.
Sora: Really! I did! It was amazing!
Riku: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure……
The game's full of Disney characters. The fact that there's hidden messages isn't new.
And it turns out…
SHE'S A HE!
Is it just me, or Does Yuffie seem to get hotter every time I look at this?
…Anyone else hear a motorboat?
HEY!LISTEN!
What time is it…….
ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you know this particular segment needs a substantial amount of a certain Japanese copula, and in fact even this and all other things are of no exception.
Between you and Me, I think this is just some weird dream sequence… Yeah, any minute He'll wake up… Why? Well hell, it's Disney for cripes sake.