Mario’s Valentine

93 Comments

1. TCC on February 14th, 2010 5:09 am
   

   didn't you hear Shawn? all the best valentines are made out of flaming death!
2. jrharbort on February 14th, 2010 5:11 am
   

   Link: ♫ I fell in to a burning ring of fire… ♪
3. RyderJ on February 14th, 2010 5:22 am
   

   It looks more like he's presenting it to Wario there.
4. MrRaccoon on February 14th, 2010 5:32 am
   

   Ah~ Love
   That freaking painful as burning sensation when you pee thing
5. XxZulaxX on February 14th, 2010 5:36 am
   

   Since Mario is italian, shouldn't it say "Ti amo"?
6. NoChorus on February 14th, 2010 5:44 am
   

   Power of Love, 1
   Power of Triforce, 0.
7. MrRaccoon on February 14th, 2010 5:50 am
   

   But is not fever or the chills
8. ZombieGoasts on February 14th, 2010 5:59 am
   

   Love is an abortion of science and must be killed with fire. . .
9. JohnPoe on February 14th, 2010 6:01 am
   

   This isn't a Valentine to Peach, silly.

   This is a Valentine from Mario to all the gamers out there who will spend February 14th with him and him alone. That's right; all the devotion you've given him is about to pay off -- he's going to take you on a beautiful trip around the Mushroom Kingdom in a Yoshi drawn carriage and then he'll take you out for a fancy dinner where he'll shock you with a big star shaped engagement ring.

   "Oh my God!" You'll say, and then you'll say yes and he'll say, "Mama Mia!" because he knows you love it when he says that. Then you'll get married and have a bunch of kids. You'll be invited to be a character in Mario Party, and eventually Super Smash Bros. 4 on the new nintendo console that has hundreds of quality titles (and a new Mother game)! You'll meet Captain Falcon! He'll teach you to Pawnch!

   I'll be s-so h-h-happy… I m-mean you… (choke)… You'll be (sob) s-s-s-so….
10. ZombieGoasts on February 14th, 2010 6:07 am
    

    Hudda Hudda Huh!
11. ArmyOfMidgets on February 14th, 2010 6:30 am
    

    Looks like Link got a

    *puts on shades*

    Heart Burn

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

    This post is dedicated to all of you who like me will spend a lonely Valentine's :D ='( :D
12. Daifuku on February 14th, 2010 6:41 am
    

    'Tis the shrooms…
13. Sir1 on February 14th, 2010 7:05 am
    

    well, it defiantly keeps valentines day's reputation for being the most painful time of the year…
14. Last on February 14th, 2010 7:08 am
    

    I herd that love hurts but I didn't think it burns as well
15. AuraMaster on February 14th, 2010 8:05 am
    

    If only this was uploaded for Valentine's Day.

    …What? It was?! HOORAY!
16. Daifuku on February 14th, 2010 9:11 am
    

    *anti-trolls entire page*

    Translation: I R TEH +1 FAREH! :B

    Eat it trolls.
17. Roflcopter419 on February 14th, 2010 5:27 am
    

    I made you a valentine… but I burnded it.
18. Warlord Senax on February 14th, 2010 10:32 am
    

    Gentlemen, I ask for a valentine. From whom? It was obvious.
    Daifuku, would you be my valentine?
    (COMMENCE GASPS OF SHOCK AND SURPRISE)
19. Daifuku on February 14th, 2010 6:38 am
    

    Well, which would you prefer? A completely awesome valentine made of flaming death you can give to your (un)loved one or those damn marshmallow Peeps?
20. Leo058 on February 14th, 2010 12:14 pm
    

    Nothing says "I Love You" like an arch-rival on fire.
21. Dudewin on February 14th, 2010 1:32 pm
    

    Seems like Mario is showing his burning compassion for link
22. TehVortex on February 14th, 2010 2:02 pm
    

    It's hard to believe that anyone within a 50 metre radius didn't get at least a little hot under the collar.
23. kirbyownsyou97 on February 14th, 2010 2:53 pm
    

    Link couldn't take all the love, and his head exploded.
24. DClaw on February 14th, 2010 3:48 pm
    

    I guess love is in the air…But I'm not too sure if it will give that "Warm and Fuzzy" feeling…
25. Senor Fox on February 14th, 2010 10:14 pm
    

    Wow, Mario's love burns with a…
    …fiery passion.
    *ba-dum pish!*
26. Alpar on February 15th, 2010 3:10 am
    

    We added fatal flames to Valentine's Day
    Because the most pointless day of the year needed something to make it better.
27. Verakun on February 18th, 2010 5:36 pm
    

    BURN, BABY, BURN!

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