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NUTCRACKER - UR DOIN’ IT WRONG

Two problems Falcon…
1. That is not what “nutcracker” means.
2. King Dedede has no genitalia.
Other than that, keep up the good work!
By Alex Biondi

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 25, 2009 · 1:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (124 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Christmas, F-Zero, Kirby, Nintendo, Smashy Smashy, Super Smash Bros, Wii

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Queen Dedede
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2 replies · active 790 weeks ago
Drag Queendede
Drag DedeQueen
Drag DeQueenDe
Dreeg DaHuanglee

Damn it I got mixed up!
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But Queen Dedede has already been confirmed for Brawl. Did you not read Shawn's description?
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You can have...My Big Gay DAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
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He won't be spawning waddle-dees any time soon.
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Falcon Elbow. More worse than a Falcon Punch.
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3 replies · active 790 weeks ago
*Cringes*

Do you know what time it is? :D
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Is it time for you to die? *pulls out ZippoSpear*
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Rock o'clock?
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Dededeez nuts.
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Inb4sohere'sthisgiantenemyking
Inb4attacktheweakpointformassivedamage
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3 replies · active 783 weeks ago
So here's.. DAMMIT
Attack the.. DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKER
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aim for the open spot
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YOU GOT DOUBLE WHAMMIED!!!
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Captain Falcon loves him a game of Roshambo :3
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And that's why star's come out when he lands on the ground.
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
I always thought that was the party liquor,prunes,and Tacos.
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thats what happens if you try to use falcon moves agianst cap falcon

Cap falcon:say goodbye to yer kids chucklehead
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No, he is not doing it wrong. If that is how the Almighty Falcon wishes to crack nuts, that is how said nuts should be cracked.
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He most certainly is doing it wrong. Everyone knows nutcrackers use their mouths to do their job.
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Well? Get to it!
*runs away in terror*
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1 reply · active 790 weeks ago
I think that a Falcon Crunch might be more painful than an elbow to the nads.
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3. You're spelling it wrong.
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