Heh. I have to say… acrazyjon did not PHONE THIS ONE IN! You see because of the phone… and… oh cut me some slack, I’m on the road to D.C. over here!
But anyway, how about that Dead Rising 2? I was so psyched to hear about this!
Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 12, 2009 · 10:11 AM |
Categories: Capcom, Dead Rising, Motivational, PC, Playstation, Smashy Smashy, Xbox 360, Zombies · Leave a comment () 33 Comments |
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I gotta reach out and beat someone.
I said "Give me a minute!"
Miss Cleo called. She predicts you're about to be in a world of pain.
This beating brought to you by Carrottop.
as you can see, the new sony ericson can kill zombies
A brand new phone for all you zombie apocalypse survivors! It has that great retro 80's size which makes it perfect for fighting off the zombie hordes and the added size ensures you will never have trouble hearing the screams of the guy on the other phone!
Those zombies are about to get ph-owned.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
ph-owned is a win.
I can also say that the zombie is about to get hit in its Santa Cabeza! :D
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Ok, maybe that was not that funny.
"Honey? wait a minute, i got a zombie in the other line"
Weird, I thought phones were supposed to be portable…But that's about the least portable phone I've ever seen. Other than you plug into a wall of course.
Just my personal opinion.. but I think that the quality of the recent halolz went down dramatically. Most of them should have some instructions attached like "Laugh here" or something. Maybe the worlds lolz resources are running low.. and soon halolz will be closed down? XD
When I first arrived at halolz I was having my belly muscles brutalized by the vast amounts of brilliant lolz. Back then I didnt even imagined its possible to create something that funny, in such absurd way of humour. Thats why I'm disappointed.
Or maybe I'm getting old… :)
reminds me off the teribble resident evil movie with the zombiew of the phone also WOOOOO dead rising 2
Fuck phone sex!
How the fuck is this supposed to demotivate me? Cut it out people!
Telecommunications
Reaching out in new ways.
Saying something isn't as good as it used to be isn't as good as it used to be.
Holy crap! I didn't know there WAS a Dead Rising 2!
Awesome.
True.
PHONE FOR YOU!
I hope it's not Otis.
Damn, I think I used to have a cell that size… but I threw it out! Now what will I kill zombies with?!
Dead ringing.
I have a PLAN for the next zombie apocalypse.
Frank here is about to prove that cellphones can cause permanent brain damage.
EPIC WIN for the new Dead Rising.
EPIC LOSE on the change of protagonist -__________________________-
Well, from what I've heard, 2 is supposed to take place several years after Dead Rising 1. And after the ending of Dead Rising 1, did you really expect Frank to live that long?
Hey, have some faith in the guy!
he's covered wars ya know!
that's probably why he aint in Fortune City, he's busy with a war