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New T-Shirts!

Why hello there! What, you want some sexy new shirts in time for the holidays? Yes I believe I can make that happen!

Yes it’s the holiday season, and because of that, it is my duty to slam you with an onslaught of in-blog advertisements! My kid has to eat, ya’ know?

Well anyway, for this first round of hucksterism we have three new shirts to show off! Yes, finally some (official) Halolz themed shirts!

Murderkarp

For the angry emo pokeman in all of us! An enhanced version of this submission!

I Have A Rocket Launcher

Rule the debate team one rocket at a time! A Team Fortress 2 style spin on this submission by Paulrus and SmirnoffJoe! Available in Team Red and Team Blu versions! (Each version has the appropriate team logo printed on the sleeve!)

Medics Do It From Behind
A shirt design by my friend Tina Pratt! So awesome I demanded we make it! Demanded I say! Actually I just asked her nicely…

So yeah, get that Christmas shopping done early! Pick up some awesome shirts today! Also for more new stuff check out the updated Ninja-Bot store! I will be advertising some more of the new stuff later!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 3, 2008 · 9:24 PM 
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37 Responses to “[MERCH] New Shirts For The Holidays (Part 1)”

  1. Bob McBobBob on December 4th, 2008 2:31 am

    FIRST!!! Omg im gettin the magikarp one

  2. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 2:33 am

    If you like these shirts… please, tell your friends… link it around!

    This is a big push for Ninja-Bot as a stand alone company, I would like to see it succeed!

    You can email these shirt designs to your friends using the new "ShareThis" button! Also don't hesitate to Digg or Stumble it!

    Thanks in advance guys!

  3. Paulrus-Keaton? on December 3rd, 2008 10:41 pm

    Shirt… my…. pic… quote….. twinge….. *explode*

  4. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 2:45 am

    Did I mention that if one of your submissions gets used on a shirt you get 100 bonus Halolz respect points? Also you get the shirt for free! :P

  5. Paulrus on December 4th, 2008 2:51 am

    Send it with the stickers. o_o

    Size XL. Blue.

    I'll also design a Lesbo-Mudkip shirt if you think it would sell.

  6. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 2:54 am

    God, do you think people would really buy that? I don't think I would! >_>

    Also it will be a little while before I can get a shirt out to you because they're still in presale but the stickers will be on the way tomorrow anyway (I have one last round of Haloween stuff to ship out). >_____<

  7. Rikumelenium on December 4th, 2008 3:13 am

    im a furry and i dont even like it .-.

  8. Paulrus on December 4th, 2008 3:21 am

    Huh. So you are. Hi there. Want a Mudkip shirt?

  9. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 3:29 am

    I actually considered doing that, but I'd need a good site to refer people to that makes LOLCAT captions well. Any suggestions? (NO NOT ICANHASCHEEZBURGER) :P

  10. Glitch on December 4th, 2008 3:35 am

    awww, you should have keep snake for the rocket launcher one.

  11. tomnook on December 4th, 2008 4:30 am

    the magikarp one is a good way to piss off creationists

  12. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 5:47 am

    These are semantics I don't want to think about!

  13. Shawn Handyside on December 4th, 2008 5:50 am

    I considered it, but my undying love of TF2 won out. >_<

    Also I totally wanted to do a red/blue thing like Ramsoomair's "Battle Set"

  14. Rikumelenium on December 4th, 2008 5:57 am

    it depends >__________>

  15. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 7:00 am

    Ok, so new goal in life. Get a halolz submission added to a t-shirt or maybe a poster.
    This may mean I have to send in something that isn't a horrible pun, horribly offensive or a wolf joke.
    2nd goal. Send something that will get posted. :(

  16. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 7:02 am

    Ok, so new goal in life. Get a halolz submission added to a t-shirt or maybe a poster.
    This may mean I have to send in something that isn't a horrible pun, horribly offensive or a wolf joke.

    2nd goal. Send something that will get posted. :(

  17. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 7:02 am

    Ok, so new goal in life. Get a halolz submission added to a t-shirt or maybe a poster. This may mean I have to send in something that isn't a horrible pun, horribly offensive or a wolf joke.

    2nd goal. Send something that will get posted. :(

  18. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 3:04 am

    But is a mudkip technically a furry? I mean it probably has skin like a lizard or frog. So it's a scaly?

  19. Paulrus on December 4th, 2008 3:28 am

    Haha. I don't think you have a large enough furry audience for it to sell. And really, I don't think these folks can handle such a audience. (I don't want conflict people, it's just a thought)

    I'll have you know though, couple months ago I started working on some Halolz-themed sprays. I should really get back on that.

  20. FrEEz on December 4th, 2008 9:28 am

    These are nice shirts. Except the medic one, It would've been more sense and more awesome if it said 'Spies do it from behind' :D
    Yeah I want to make an awesome submission….the problem is I can't think any really funny ones atm…
    Shawn, why don't you make a 'contest' once every week You post a random picture which is a bit funny, and then the person who puts the best caption and the best edit wins :D

  21. FrEEz on December 4th, 2008 9:31 am

    3rd Goal, Have the largest e-peen :D?? Since you already have 40 points (My guess is from the spam posts when intense debate came out >_>) But Paulrus will have 1xx points >_<

  22. Exploderizer on December 4th, 2008 9:49 am

    Great, you just added a whole NEW porn category.
    Way to make my life more confusing.
    >_>

  23. Exploderizer on December 4th, 2008 9:50 am

    You'd rape somebody as soon as you type in a comment.

  24. Exploderizer on December 4th, 2008 9:58 am

    Fuck, that was the FIRST thing I had in mind.

  25. DeathJam on December 4th, 2008 10:04 am

    I want a mudkip shirt, to traumatise my school, and because mudkips are awesome.

    @Nick/Exploderizer: That already exists… just not its own category, just sub-category

  26. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 10:09 am

    I've looked around and was using a caption builder that wasn't icanhascheezburger but the sites been down for ages now. Last few I did just use icanhascheezburger, can't find anything else. Still works well, I mean you don't need to submit the pic or create an account.
    Still there's always mspaint or photoshop. Caption doesn't need to be lolcat style and most people should be able to create something without hand holding.
    Personally I think the put a cap on a picture comp is a great idea.

  27. BlueChameleon on December 4th, 2008 10:52 am

    'Well, he's a bird, so I guess that makes him a feather-fag'
    Fox on Falco, Brawl Taunts 2

  28. Nick Soapdish on December 4th, 2008 11:26 am

    No, 3rd goal:
    Get epeen OVER 9000!!!!!!!!

  29. Aidan on December 4th, 2008 11:49 am

    O_O
    Okay, but try to that without offendind anyone….. =P

  30. Exploderizer on December 4th, 2008 5:54 pm

    Fuck, we're at a tie.
    COCK FIGHT.

  31. GRiM on December 5th, 2008 1:11 am

    you could have people send some blank screenshots in and whatnot. i have some tf2 ones, and go figure i have a screenshot that would be perfect for halolz, yet i don't have any caption ideas

  32. Tonuchi on December 5th, 2008 4:28 am

    Hmmm, one of my submissions made its way onto the poster.. can i get a poster or at least that part cut out of the poster?

  33. Tonuchi on December 5th, 2008 4:31 am

    Why not have them submit captions by comment. No need for us to send in the picture over and over again. And we could even use the thumbs to judge

  34. Paulrus on December 5th, 2008 12:37 pm

    I just had a thought. Might want to send Smirnoff Joe one too…
    http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/Smirnoff%20Joe

  35. Shawn Handyside on December 5th, 2008 12:48 pm

    Sure no problem! He just has to let me know his mailing address, size and color!

  36. Paulrus on December 7th, 2008 9:31 am

    Expect an email from him soon on the HALOLZ Editor account.

  37. Exploderizer on December 7th, 2008 9:05 pm

    What if we word it differently like "MAY I GAIN POSSESSION OF A BURGER CONTAINING DAIRY PRODUCTS?"

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